assless

a noun (usually a human) without an ass

that girl is assless

by Cybelle November 28, 2006

Assless Wonder

A woman who is fine as hell but has no ass

Bitch is fine as shit but she's an Assless Wonder

by DraMatik July 1, 2009

Asslessness

A person who is the king or queen of not having an ass. One who is assless to an extreme.

Your asslessness astounds me!

by TimmPower December 31, 2009

assless pants

Similar to chaps, but more like regular pants with the asses cut out

David Lee Roth constantly wore assless pants.

by KLP September 15, 2003

Cherry, The Assless Watermelonsaurus

Cherry, The Assless Watermelonsaurus Is not a thick one.

Cherry, The Assless Watermelonsaurus is not thick. (Adj)

by Anton The White Knight owo August 17, 2019

wearing assless chaps

to be in service to another

we were waiting for Kiet so we could leave for the tournament, but he was cooking breakfast for his brother or something. His brother's got him wearing the assless chaps again.

by JP November 5, 2003

assless curlybird

a member of any number of species of grebes (a small, duck-like wild bird), most of which are only distinguishable at a distance from a duck due to their comparatively recessive hindquarters.

"I thought that was a duck sitting on the pond, but it didn't have much of an ass on it; it musta been an assless curlybird."

by Brodsgaard November 23, 2003