ass cream

Ice Cream , mostly the soft vanilla type

Yall pass da ass cream?

by Kafus Maximus January 23, 2007

Ass Cream

When someone cums inside of an asshole and it seeps out, resembling cream.

My girlfriend had some mad ass cream after the third anal of the week.

by ILLCREAMONYOU July 05, 2015

ass cream

Function: abbreviation
"Assorted Creams"

The box of Russell Stover Assorted Creams was abbreviated "RS Ass Cream" on the receipt from the pharmacy.

by RyeBeachPharm February 05, 2010

ass cream

When their is cum/seamen in your bum.

Man i was so drunk last night that when i woke up i had ass cream i dont even know how

by ur bother June 03, 2010

ass cream

The art of being a dumb ass

trying to make progress with a chick and a friend walks up and says "So hows your girlfriend?" What a ass cream.

by Dickwadd July 15, 2006

ass cream

The shit that looks like lotion when it slides out of your asshole. It's delicious :D

When i took a shit last night it looked liked ass cream, so I put it in a basket and made some urine all over it and then shoved a dildo up my own ass. It was dank.

by the cream pie master 69 January 26, 2010

ass cream

also called preperation h 2.a dumb ass prep

britney is a ass crem/whipe
2.i use ass cream its good on the hole

by ??? February 06, 2003