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ass fucking champion

When your so good at ass fucking your considered a champion
steves so good at ass fucking my sphincter is sore, hes an ass fucking champion
by Poepholl Pilot March 25, 2019
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chimpanzee ass

the act of eating spicy primarily Italian foods such as buffalo wings, lots of chicken parm or anything with pepperoni then taking a shit and upon exit the tasty medditeranian spices flood your asshole causing a sharp burning sensation which causes the victim to walk around with spread legs and a slightly gaped butthole to avoid painful friction
Louie: hey Mr. Formaggioni i just ate a 16 inch cold cut grinder with exra pepperoni from milano's do you think ill get chimpanzee ass

Mr. Formaggioni: ooo lou you shouldn't have done that your ass is gonna be burning like a rich lazy jew
by loudog413 December 2, 2010
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ass of champions

n. well rounded, pert buttocks, attached to slim, well-figured person, generally male.
Yo, man, in Norway we saw the ultimate death metal ass of champions. He looked like Cousin It, I swear, but dude, the ass, the ass!
by zooky June 8, 2004
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Champagne Ass

When one person takes a bottle of fizz, somewhat like Chappledown or Veuve Cliquotand fizz that bottle right up and insert into the ass of a willing woman and watch that spray come right out of her ass all over the new bear rug and get the cleaner to suck it up or into the open mouth of a filthy willing participant
Oh my god! I got Champagne ass fucked in the ass! I sprayed all over the new bear rug! He asked me if I liked Bum-Perignon, I replied, of course I'm a lady, even after squirting all over great grandma's antique silver mustard pot with a tiny spoon! Daddy was not impressed.
by Champagne Ass August 26, 2018
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asschimp

Stop being such an asschimp and stfu.
by Ian0r June 4, 2003
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