asschimp 

A loser, lame person.

Stop being such an asschimp and stfu.

asschimp by Ian0r June 4, 2003

asschips 

chips that make your breath smell like ass

"What smells like ass?" --Gina
"I just ate some onion and garlic chips." --Jaclyn
"Ew stop eating asschips." --Gina

asschips by charles de gaulle July 23, 2007

asschip 

When the guy slices a piece of his dick off and puts it in the girls asshole.

"Oliver i told you i don't want an asschip again! we did that last night."
"Aili, Asschips are hot as fuck"

asschip by Bigdiggydog February 10, 2017

asschip 

1: When one's turd is squeezed out to the point it would resemble a thin piece of wood-bark

the word's primary purpose is used to insult.

Pass the grass, asschip!!

asschip by nurvus May 7, 2005

Asschime 

One that has literally gone off the handle and has not come to reality yet will intrude on any valued righteous individual with sputters and spurs. Meaningless empty words of instances beyond an existing aspect of what is being put upfront. The sound of one outshitting themself with every aspect that is handled improperly; notions being disperted out of the head straight to the ass instead.

We only hear the asschime and just dont see, all the while they tilt the face and look deranged. They are unable to conciously make an effort to live freely as they try to make with a wary sitaution with complete lack of devotions, pride or interest.

Asschime by europopian April 22, 2009

asschime 

non stop shit talk out of mouth, or ass..

She had some asschime as I see swearing about that mans filthy jacket.

asschime by europopian July 30, 2009

ass chimp 

A word or phrase meaning "ma bitch." A being or having a someone to do all your dirty work and/or any tasks or chores that need to be done. Mostly a slave to do what is told without any questions asked.

Siobhan is my ass chimp! Get away away Bitch!

I am an ass chimp to Sarah! Get away Bitch!

Ass monkey says: Get away from me u ol' hag i dont need ur SARS!

ass chimp by sexkitten susie i liuv god April 10, 2003