asprinol

One of the many generic pain relievers that do the same thing.

I have a headache man. I'm going to pop some asprinol.

by Steve Boblin August 17, 2009

asprin knees

the act of putting holding an asprin between both leggs and holding the asprin in place by adding pressure from both knees to hold it inthe middle. usually done so at events such as parties, get togehters, or anytime there is alcohol drugs or a hot guy you would like to screw.
perferably done by women

jill-"karen lets practice asprin knees ya??"
karen-"whats that??"
jill-"keep this asprin between ur legs. that way the boys can't find a way between them and i know ur not knocked up."

by concerned citizen :) November 25, 2009

apply asprin

The belief that asprin can and will cure all ailments in the known universe.
Also, a term that implies general annoyance at being told someone else's every worry/suffering.

girl1: "My life is over, Tiffany just got that boy I like!"

girl2: Apply asprin to affected area.
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Man that was just hit by a bus: "OH GOD!! MY! FUCKING! LEG!"

Man that just hit him: "I don't have any medical training, but I've got some asprin!
Don't Worry you'll be fine!"

man that was just hit by a bus: "JUST FUCKING KILL ME!!!"

by Ultimate Idiot April 26, 2014

asprin

A medicine used to overdose on.

I overdoes on Asprin.

by L January 8, 2005

asprin cracker jacker

Someone who is so obsessed with "weiner pockets",that they take asprin and jack peoples crackers.

your mother is a asprin cracker jacker.

by Chris Garn, Al Herr October 9, 2007

aspranchia

Term used to immediately end a fight.

Example:
Person 1: (angry)You forgot to buy the milk!
Person2: you no know what ASPRANCHIA!
(Ends argument)

by Illegirl October 12, 2017

aspring

The best, most trustful and respected staff you will ever need. he dose not bullshit around and knows what is expected. he may get off track sometimes, but will find his way.

ASpring is a sexy beast

by ASpring December 24, 2019