Aseem 

Is the most sexiest person in the world. Has a big d**k, a good kisser, and can get you wet in bed.

Everyone wants him, he’s the best in football too very girl dreams of having him

Oh my god Aseem is sooo creamy

Aseem made me cream on the bed last night

Aseem by Hellohihowareyou June 17, 2023

Aseem 

The residual excrement refers to the remnants of fecal matter that are wiped off the anus using toilet paper during the process of personal hygiene after using the toilet.

I needed a lot of toilet paper to wipe off the Aseem

Aseem by Trollunderthe effingbridge December 18, 2023

Aseem Gupta 

A person who is handome and also, extraordinary .

He must hold some mysterious kind of things in pasts, so he will be a great observer and in-depth person alive .

Is he Aseem Gupta who is holding that crown.
Aseem Gupta is the hard working and smart person.

Aseem Gupta by Meenakshi Datta November 23, 2021

‘Celebratory’ Assembly

Definition---
An assembly with which to celebrate students ‘achievements’ such as birthdays. –held every Friday afternoon- similar to Mass, but is hosted by a manwho regards himself on par with God like stature, along with a long-haired Science co-ordinator, who, funnily enough, is a bitch; an assembly in which a regimented clap is allowed for a controlled burst of time.

Example---
HT: So let’s have on e round of a happy birthday rendition.
{Terrible piano playing ensues, coupled with the vocals to ‘Happy Birthday’ from children… followed by clapping.}
HT: Right! Nathan! You can go sit outside my office, there was no need for that extra-clap of an outburst.
Teacher: Once again, an excellent and most celebratory, ‘Celebratory’ Assembly

‘Celebratory’ Assembly by Gwendolenalexia July 30, 2012

Aleemah 

Aleemah is the most caring and kind girl you could come across and always puts others before you. She is probably very intoverted but very weird if you get to know her. She is a once in a lifetime kind of girl and loves really deep so you’ll be lucky if you get Aleemah. She is really insecure but is so beautiful and needs reassurance. She means her words and when she loves someone she will never leave them

Aleemah is so understanding

Aleemah by Pallllalalariot December 10, 2018

asnem 

The opposite of mensa.

If you are mensa, you have an IQ in the top 2% of the world. However, if you are asnem, you have an IQ in the bottom 2% of the world. In other words, you're dumb. Typically used as an adjective.

Pronounced ass-nem.

A: Why do Black people call each other Monica? Like 'What's good Monica'?
B: Lol. Monica you asnem af.

asnem by 360noscope420blazeit June 12, 2019

covidiot assembler

A person who encourages social gatherings during the covid 19 pandemic when social distancing and self isolation is expected.

Why has that Covidiot assembler told all his followers to still keep coming to church?

covidiot assembler by NoPreach March 21, 2020