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Arachnian

(Proper) Noun,
Eight legged people said to crawl around the Earth.
Recent appearances: Canada, New Mexico, Georgia, Australia, and worst of all Hawaii
If seen please report to the Arachnian subredittit.
Person A: Did you see that thing in the forest
Person B: Yea, it looked creepy
Person C: It looked like an Arachnian

Person B: whats that?
Person C: A spider person who grows legs out of their back

Person A: This is why we don't hang out with you anymore, Fred
Person B: We didn't even invite you, go home
Person C: Alright.
by Arachnid Protector March 6, 2021
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arachnion

A person who thinks he is cool but most defenitly is not, because for one he hangs christmas decorations on his bike. He always starts to cry when you laugh with him and he get's punched when he laughs at someone else.
Also thinks he some evil demon ruler but in real life he is a small fat kid with stupid glasses and thinks he is the 1337357 person alive.
Arachnion: Hahahahahahahaha
someone : what are you laughing at? *Punches arachnion*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!
arachnion: *cries* hey you can't hit me i am the 1337357 person alive, i have a super old version of linux and I will hack your computer. HAHAHAHAHAAHAHA
someone : oh shut up. *Punches arachnion again* HAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHA
by one_of_Alibabas_40_thieves January 7, 2005
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arachnirona

When a pandemic happens and you're put in lockdown for a long period of time driving you crazy enough to eat Arachnids
The man has caught Arachnirona from being house bound for more than 2 weeks
by Psychobunny89 April 19, 2020
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Arachnosexual

Arachnosexuals are a group of people who are sexually attracted to spiders. They are sometimes referred to as "spider fuckers". Most arachnosexuals are very proud of their sexuality, doing whatever it takes to let others know that they fuck spiders.
I came out of the closet as Arachnosexual
by FuckoSupremo September 13, 2020
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arachnassassin

Designated spider-killer in a home.
My wife can't stand bugs, so I am the house's arachnassassin.
by vbartilucci June 10, 2010
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Airachnid

Has a crush on soundwave and thinks she’s better than everyone else
Airachnid is a spider
by Skylynx August 21, 2021
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Ninja Arachnigga

A Ninja Arachnigga is a black spider that has received ninja training. Most Ninja Arachniggas start a crime fighting life after their training. Almost every arachnigga has become a celebrity, due to their increased ninja skills and the fact that they can pose as African Americans. Usualy armed with Glocks, katanas, pump shotguns and kunais
Examples of Ninja Arachniggas

-Samuel L Jackson

-Wayne Brady (his training was not complete, thus he does not have as many ninja skills)

-Morgan Freeman (grand master)
by Gergery December 12, 2008
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