Toaster Apprentice

(Abbr. TA).
"A person in a position of technical responsibility who cannot be trusted with a task as simple as making toast without setting the house on fire."

"Don't let Don work on that new router, he's a TA".

by Uncle Wienie February 18, 2004

Apprentice

A young person who is learning a trade or proffesion by working alongside an expert, usually for a set period of time at low wages.

The apprentice learns from a master or misstress.

by Jafje May 25, 2007

Devils apprentice

A sexual act involving five dudes and one girl. The girl is the devil apprentice and takes one in each hole and one in each hand.

Bro1: dude did you hear Stephany became the devils apprentice last night
Bro2: yea bro thats wicked

by Buttlover68 January 8, 2021

appvertising

Just like advertising but for or in apps.

1.Click on a webpage and ad pops up about that website having an app
2.Installing a free version of an app which if connected to internet will display ads
3.Sponsoring videos,TV shows,events,etc to promote app

Works like Click bait for downloading apps

"You have a new app coming out. Why don't you start appvertising soon?"

Omg! Their ad is sooo amazing! Who does their appvertising?

by ChiChi M December 20, 2015

Apprentice

A BTEC way of life. Don't bother with doing an apprenticeship if you have a brain

Ah an apprentice is really just a BTEC way of life

by FrankyWanky February 10, 2021

A Paper Hangers Apprentice

A young girl with cum on her face. Reference to the similarity between male semen and wallpaper paste, such that would accumulate on the face of an inexperienced wallpaper hanger.

When I'd finished jizzing on her face she looked like a paper hangers apprentice.

by snakehands July 7, 2010

Web Apprentice

A Webmaster that thinks he is better at his job than he really is. The Web Apprentice lacks attention to detail, like pricing and uniformity on a company website.

Customer Service Rep 1: "Why is the price of the Swingline stapler $7.95 on the product page and $6.95 on the flyout?"

Customer Service Rep 2: "Looks like the Web Apprentice strikes, again!"

by Customer Disservice Rep October 29, 2009