Applebees

Noun - A restraunt that is popular and recieves a lot of business. Often stressing employees and overworking them. Service is slow and tempers run high, with employees all identities by being forced to wear name-tags that say, "Hi Neighbor ____Their Name____ I'M APPLEBEES"

They often boost morale by saying chants and calling each other Applebuddies and refer to simple activities as Appletasks. Such as, Applehandshake, Applehug, Applewand, Applemic (Short for microwave).

Food is often dropped and served to customers and orders will sit in the heating window for 45 minutes.

John Doe: "I ate at Applebees last night."

by Former Employee February 11, 2006

Applebees

A code-word/slang for Marijuana, Weed, etc. used to be discrete in conversation.

Ex. I went to Applebees last night, it was a great "dessert(high)."
Ex.2 My Applebees "waiter" gave me a great deal.

by 12341234m October 1, 2013

Applebee's

If you care for the ones you love, don't eat here.

Eating an apple a day keeps the doctor away,
Eating at Applebee's makes you shit bullets.

by The Word of the Lord aka mertz n flip May 13, 2005

Applebees

A culinary abomination. Despised by anyone with a good sense of food. Poor quality food, poor service (usually managements fault), and full of MSG and all sorts of chemicals. (look up the history, they were started by a CHEMICAL company) Still happens to be a goldmine... I guess idiots have to eat somewhere...

Any Applebees in the country

by Henrok September 21, 2009

Applebee's

A place where basic bitches go out for dinner.

Selfies in the Applebee's bathroom after manicure Monday, bitches are basic.

by 3saysay3 October 6, 2015

Applebeeization

Taking something and making it generic, sweet, and foofy to appeal to a mass market.

A sour apple martini is NOT a martini -- it is the Applebeeization of a martini!

by whirljack March 23, 2010

Applebee's

Applebee's is a living nightmare for both employee and customer. Orders will almost always be late because the underpaid workers don't give a damn.

Employee: "Welcome to Applebee's. Would you like the apples or the bees?"
Customer: "Uhh... Bees?"
Employee: "THEY HAVE SELECTED THE BEES."
Customer: "Wait..."
*Employee advances while shaking a jar of bees.*

by Bill Nye the Science Eye January 19, 2022