a pie

Calling someone a pie is another way of calling someone an idiot. When they've done something stupid, or annoying.

Pete just spilled his juice, what a pie.

by yaldy April 10, 2012

A Pie Crust

Someone that is fun to hang out with but always is flaking when you are trying to hang out. It is often someone that is short.

Damn Madi is such a pie crust, she said she had to take a bath and take a nap instead of hanging out.

by Party Wolf February 6, 2019

Eat A Pie

eat a pie or eap is something you say to someone when you don't want to cuss or say, go f*uck yourself.

Joe: Hey I heard that girl Brittany broke a bottle of beer last night on your head! Now I know why you get no girls, cuz your too damn stupid! Bro, I got soooooo many girls!
Jack: Go eat a pie!
Joe: okay...

by Gisele LaFrance November 8, 2016

hit by a pie truck

used to illiterate something completely unexpected or improbable happening.

"i am the only one who knows how this works so let me tell you in case i get hit by a pie truck"

by cadyc April 24, 2006

sex with a pie

A form of sexual intercourse originally devised by the creators of American Pie, a Universal Studios film from the nineties. When having sex with a pie, your best bet is a warm apple pie, or a fresh blueberry pie. Please refrain from having sex with meat pies you freaks.

Ghandi: I fell asleep and missed the guy having sex with a pie!
Abe: Why don't you just rent it?

by Jason Biggs June 19, 2004

Penny In a Pie Pan

Penny in a pie pan is a band, also known as PIAPP, that consists of a jewish bassist, a mexican guitarist, and an assyrian drummer. They play covers from bands like Rage Against the Machine, Foo Fighters, Led Zeppelin, Derek and the Dominoes, and System of a Down

-Yo dude did u see the show on the outdoor stage on friday?
-nah man i was sick, who played?
-Penny in a Pie Pan, dude they were awesome

by edzour1691 April 1, 2009

high as a pie

When one is so high that he feels like hes baked into a pie.

man tht kid is high as a pie!
im as high as a pie!

by Ben n Sam July 19, 2006