The best sexual position ever. The female lays on her back while three guys mount her. One guy sits on her and has sex with her vag, while one sits up and titty fucks her, and the last guy sits up and fucks her mouth.
"hey, what'd you do last night after you left the party?"
"Me, Jared, and Taylor, gave Sara the best ants on a log known to man-kind!"
"Me, Jared, and Taylor, gave Sara the best ants on a log known to man-kind!"
by taybaby da prince August 18, 2008
When a woman is preforming felatio on a man , the man removes his penis from her mouth. He then stacks deepfried Twinkies on his log-like penis. The woman precedes to devour all of the Twinkies with great speed, giving her severe diarrhea. The man then ejaculates into the pile of feces, and takes it in his right hand and procedes to hit the woman in the face.
by BSV October 13, 2015
For a male to cover his penis in peanut butter, then proceed to stick his penis in a ant hill. Covered with ants and peanut butter, he lets his dog lick it all off.
by HVACsquad February 23, 2015
When you spread your erect dick with peanut butter, line up a few raisins on it, then receive a blowjob.
by Apple Bottom Genes August 22, 2011
"I skeeted on the turd you left in the toilet, now my ants are on your log..."
"Have you ever jizzed on a turd? Thats called Ants on a log."
"Have you ever jizzed on a turd? Thats called Ants on a log."
by HERR WyWy February 06, 2025