angry carrot

When you open her vagina lips and fill it with orange dye. You dip your cock into her vagina and when you pull out your cock it will be orange like a carrot and the tip of your penis will be green from getting gonerrhea so it looks like the leaves on the carrot. To top it off you beat her with your carrot.

"Dude me and this chick did the angry carrot last night and she's in the hospital now."

by #Goteem April 18, 2015

angry carpet

when you drop a wet lolly on the carpet then the fluff sticks to it you shove it up your ass and suck the shite off it

i had an angry carpet lolly

by bbbyyy177 November 12, 2023

The Angry Carpenter

The Angry Carpenter - Tie your girlfriend to a workbench and proceed to use sandpaper upon her Vagina, once smooth feel free to have sex with the bloody remains

Poor mrs Jamison, she died from The Angry Carpenter.
she was such a good teacher. Damn sandpaper is rough.

by The Comic November 5, 2012