by jaja! December 17, 2009

An awesome food that is jiggly and comes in multiple colors like red or yellow. Jello is able to be slurped or chewed.
Bob: So, Fred, what do you want for your birthday?
Fred: Well, I have been wanting a year's supply of jello. It's my favorite food!
Fred: Well, I have been wanting a year's supply of jello. It's my favorite food!
by tomatoesforcharity December 31, 2011

They just Jelloes
by Thispagewasmadeforme November 9, 2020

by The Ly March 14, 2007

Can be used social situations where you want to say something absurd about a girlfriend or wife of your friends but also let them know it's non-offensive and that you're not jealous "no jello". Used as a "no homo" figure of speech.
Two dude's sitting at the pool with their wives
Dude #1: "Yo, your wife has some nice tits. No jello"
Dude #2: "Righteous, your wife has a phenomenal ass. No jello."
- OR -
Dude #1: I want to fuck your wife, no jello.
Dude #1: "Yo, your wife has some nice tits. No jello"
Dude #2: "Righteous, your wife has a phenomenal ass. No jello."
- OR -
Dude #1: I want to fuck your wife, no jello.
by Dr. Boston April 18, 2010
