ambidickstrous

The ability for a man to have his penis hang indiscriminately to the left or right.

"Which way does it hang?"
"Either way, I'm ambidickstrous"

by Pavel Dickgod January 2, 2008

Ambidickstrous

The ability for a guy to wank with both hands.

"Which hand do you wank with?"

"Either, babe. I'm ambidickstrous."

by evieplo July 18, 2018

Ambidickstrous

When a person is a top and a bottom

Person 1: "Are you a top or a bottom?
Person 2: "Both, I'm ambidickstrous"

by kirbybacon8736 June 17, 2015

ambiclicktrous

The ability to work a mouse with either hand. Commonly heard or said as ambiCLITORIS. Prevelant in right-handed males surfing the internet for porn.

Jack - Surfing for porn can be such a drag sometimes. I like to view multiple pics while getting off, but I'm right handed.

Steve - You need to work on your ambiclicktrous skills my friend.


OR

Jeff - Wow MAry, I didn't know you were ambiclicktrous?

Mary - WTF Jeff? You've never seen my cooch!

Jeff - No, no... Not ambiclitoris, ambiclicktrous. I didn't know you could work a mouse with either hand.

by JW in FL November 4, 2008

Ambidickstrous

Dexterity of penis

He entered her with his ambidickstrous penis from a funny angle.

by Labradee April 5, 2011

Ambidickstrous

The ability to have sex, while performing other activities simultaneously.

Todd: Hey, did you hear? Tim was doing his homework, while banging Samantha.

Tom: Wow bro, Tim must be ambidickstrous.

by cypher21 July 23, 2010

ambidickstrous

When you're capable of using your hands, penis, and tongue all simulaneously during sex. Term usually reserved for men, or women with strapons.

Enhanced ability of ambidextrous.

You're combing a club, and some female approaches you and, referencing a threesome, asks, "Are you ambidickstrous? My girlfriend and I want to play."

by rick_the_prick April 28, 2006