ally

ally is a very caring person but doesn't show it. she is small, rude and annoying. Ally tends to hurt people and never cares, heartless. She thinks she very independent and thinks she is the biggest bully in the world it's funny because of how little she is. Her laugh and face is like a chipmunk. She tends to overthink things with people and constantly thinks about what is best for people but sometimes she needs to take a rest and stop thinking for a while.
ally is an asshole and always will be an asshole :)
by Mikel Pickle August 18, 2020
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someone who needs to break up with Krystan because he is a cheating, lying, ugly fuck
ally is so stupid for dating krystan the no dick nig
by fkuhfouew August 15, 2009
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a ratchet girl with an attitude. she doesn't give a fuck about anyone. She only cares about herself.if you ever meet an ally. you will regret it.
Ally is such a mean slut. She is so ratchet.
by "Track Kid" January 31, 2018
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stupid person who is your friend but is always happy
by devils friend April 30, 2018
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ally’s are suicidal as hell
ally is ally asf
by allypooh_ November 23, 2021
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to suck on a water bottle with great use of the tongue.

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a huge pain in ones testicle. sometimes caused by over active blatter.
Bob: what is that girl doing?

Henry:she is just doing an ally

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Sam: ouch my left testicle hurts.

Paul: do you pee a lot...you might have an ally
by hershalsanchez96 June 26, 2010
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a f***ing whore that every dude falls in in love with for one day even though she is a fugly prostitute she thinks she is top shit she is a total streetwalker and will be mother to 64 unlucky children to 64 unlucky men by the time she turns 14 dont call ur daughter ally coz she will turn out to be a hooka stripper or lap dancer in the most lowlife club existent to mankind
bob: i love tht ally chick
frank: dude snap out of it shes a f***ing whore im scared im gunna go jump off a bridge
bob: whoa my eyes were still unfocused when i saw her shes probaly the ugliest thing ive eva seen in my life im not shallow though ill give her a chance ill just cova my eyes
frank: you'll be sorry not only is she ugly shes got the worst personality
next day
bob: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i hate ally shes a bitch shes a **** omg shes a f***in **#$%@!#%%#$
ally: i dont lik you but i like sex if it makes you happy ill put a bag ova my head so you cant see me
bob:the bag might catch on fire get away from me ahh
frank:told you
by chicksb4dicks <3 October 08, 2011
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