illuminati

a cult that smokes weed,360 no scopes noobs and worships a dorito with a eye

im a part of the illuminati

by a potatoman June 12, 2018

Illuminati

An ancient, disbanded organization that people claim to be behind an ongoing conspiracy. What people claim that they are behind today is something that they were actually against back when they existed. Many people believe that the Illuminati is represented by a triangle with an eye in the center, known as the all-seeing eye. Conspiracy theories are sometimes tied to this eye, but their real symbol is actually an owl.

PlayStation 4? Xbox 1? 4-1=3? A triangle is 3 sides. What do the owners of both the companies have? Eyes. Triangle? Eyes? SONY AND MICROSOFT ARE ILLUMINATI!!!!!

by AreialInferno December 13, 2014

Illuminati

Historically known as the Bavarian Illuminati. An enlightenment era secret society that started on May the 1st 1776 in Ingolstadt at The Electorate of Bavaria holy roman empire by a law professor named Johann Adam Weishaupt. They were a political secret society not a group of scientists as Dan Brown fangirls claim since they don't do their actual research.

Fangirl of Dan Brown: I'm educated on the Illuminati conspiracy because I've read a book written by my favourite author Danny boy the pide piper.
Historical Skeptic: uhhhh no the Illuminati are a Bavarian secret society founded by a law Professor named Johann Adam Weishaupt on May Day 1776 at the University of Ingolstadt.

by Zak Mann Esoteric Knowlegist May 4, 2019

assumination

When an individual practices the act of assuming.

He needs to stop practices assumination just because he thinks he knows the situation.

by Tze612 June 9, 2016

illuminati confirmed

The Bavarian Illuminati were a religious organization based on scientology, active around the 18th century. Their symbol was a triangle with an eye in the center. The group has long since been destroyed, but conspiracy theories about its involvement in the modern world continue to thrive.

On the internet, "Illuminati Confirmed" is a joke used either to blame unusual occurrences on the Illuminati, or to joke about the existence of the Illuminati based on triangle shapes found in everyday life.

Every time I open the internet, my computer shuts down. Illuminati confirmed.

Doge's ears are triangles. Illuminati confirmed.

by Wolfscent July 27, 2016

illuminati cock

The most terrorizing dick, with powers unknown to any man other than he who possesses this legendary penis. With pubic hair shaped in the triangle of the Illuminati it can summon any companion dick to its aid in order to terrorize anyone who dares to cross it. All hail Illuminati cock.

Liam, he who possess an Illuminati cock, summoned three others to his side in order to demolish a ginger.

by zagihi November 10, 2014

Illuminati puppet

First of all, the Illuminati is a shadow government that controls almost everything from politics to pop culture.
An Illuminati puppet is a singer/group/band/other type of celebrity that does exactly what he or she is told to.
This could be to promote satanism like for example Kesha, Beyonce, Taylor Momsen, Miley Cyrus etc. do.
Why does the Illuminati want them to promote satanism and sing ignorant lyrics?
Because music directly affects people. They look up to their idols.
The Illuminati wants everyone to not think about politics, but rather drugs and sex.
This is their way of straying people's thoughts away from what their thoughts SHOULD be, so they can
carry out their plans in peace with no disturbance.

The Illuminati killed people who promoted the exact opposite of these puppets, people like
MLK and JFK and Tupac.

Some people believe that when artists put Illuminati symbolism in their videos, it's only for attention.
Say this was the case, then that's no excuse to promote satanism that affects kids behavior badly.

Zombie: Did you see Kesha's new video?
Not zombie: Fuck no, she's such an Illuminati puppet.

by Sesat March 4, 2014