Allergies

A relatively harmless passing cold that makes you feel like you're dying of AIDS.

John: Oh my God, I feel horrible today...
Sarah: OMG! Are you okay? What's wrong? Should I call a doctor?
John: No thanks babe, I just have allergies...
Sarah: Oh, okay sweetie. Get well soon, those are the WORST.

by SeZSEU August 27, 2016

allgerberg

An allgerberg is a middle name that means annoying, little rat, and ugly. If if you make him mad he will yeet you and will teabag you like its Halo 4.

Eww have you seen Charlie? Hes such an allgerberg

by doglettuce October 23, 2019

big boy allergies

When a teenage boy starts jacking off more, he uses more tissues. When his parent sees his trash can, she questions him. In a panic, he blames it on his allergies.

"My mom was asking me why my trash can was so full of tissues."
"What did you say?"
"I just blamed it on my big boy allergies."

by big boy 442 November 14, 2016

Allergies

I’m allergic to the sun

I have allergies

by dumb waves May 22, 2019

Clown Allergies

1. Sneezing that is blamed on your co-workers.
2. Feeling ill dealing with incompetent co-workers.

That clown sitting in the cube next to me is giving me clown allergies.

by Dust373 August 17, 2012

It's allergies

A phrase people dealing with infections such as conjunctivitis or influenza say to others when they don't want to scare anyone because they are contagious. They usually say the allergies are environmental, such as from dust or pollen, since these sorts of allergies often produce similar symptoms.

Dimitri: Why are your eyes red? Do you have pink-eye?
Ivan: It's allergies, I think it's from dust.

by nickcityplanner January 10, 2023

pants allergies

A preference for jeans, even in the work place and "grown up" world; an aversion to slacks.

I can't go to that client meeting! I have serious pants allergies!

by SkippyD1 January 21, 2006