All American

A bowel movement that requires no wiping after the completion of the defication. (The First wipe, or "test" wipe as some call it does not count as a true wipe.)

Tony: Man, I had a freaking huge All American just now, It felt so good I didnt even give it a check wipe.

Mustafa: Holy shit!

by Turdy Mcturdson June 20, 2006

All American

The best show on planet Earth

if you have never watched All American then have you even lived.

by umbruhreally October 28, 2019

all-american boy next door

The American boy that fights off bullies, gets Valedictorian, and gets voted Student Body President.

After he fought off the bully, he started to look like an All-American Boy Next Door kinda guy.

by MMintGum April 11, 2017

All-American Eagle Rejects

Clothes from American Eagle that you don't buy because they don't fit or you don't like them. Based off of the band, "The All-American Rejects"

Vicky- So did you buy that green sweater?

Sandy- No, it ended up being an All-American Eagle Reject.

Stacy- Those clothes are All-American Eagle Rejects, can you go put them back?

Leah- Sure thing.

by Nancy Drew 5000 September 5, 2009

all american pyscho

someone who is quiet and seems innocent (guy or girl) but snaps at the slightest thing that pisses them off or if fed up, usually hard to do. type of people who shot up schools and businsses

i thought sam was tight, turns out he is an all american pyscho u see what he did to the dude at the party. spilt his skull over a joke!!!

by dirrty1 April 29, 2006

All-American StatOut

-A Girl Thats been Ran Through Like A Used Car.
-A Girl That loves having sex and giving head. Any one that wants it can really mash out.
-A Chick That Smash Multiple Homeboys
-A girl thats known by everyone in town.
-A Song by Dallas Artist Yung Nation thats explains it even more. IYESS

"I Swear I Seen That Girl With A Different Guy Every Day This Week." "Yea She an All-American Statout".

by StatOutHater December 14, 2010

All American Shit

A recent study suggests that although many Americans appear nice on the outside, they are secretly self-centered porn-addicted eco-oblivious entitled rapists who love nothing more than to buy an expensive car and jack off in it. The blacks? No, actually they're innocent. I was mostly referring to the middle to upper-class white gents who are so detached from reality that they shield their innocent cock-sucking porn-watching girl-stalking teenagers from watching harmless entertainment like South Park.

Today, I got a talking to by an All American Shit. As soon as I realized the situation, I tried to walk away, but I'm black, so I got lynched and, when the police showed up, they participated in the lynching and cheered it on. Fuck America, land of the free and home of the entitled jackasses.

by Bad C dev February 26, 2021