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alfonzo

1.a person who lacks the ability to have a meaningful conversation or an intellectual conversation and often makes inappropriate jokes and is usually perverted and not very mature.

2.a very stupid person

3.a word that can be used to describe anything or anyone with any meaning you want just keep the meaning to yourself so they will be confused and not know what you mean.
1.dude your a total alfonzo

2.man you know that new kid he was a total alfonzo.
by lucky_louie May 20, 2009
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Alfonzo

Alfonzo is a piece of shit, who has a small dick. He pissed on Gru, and resembles Fagnus in behaviour. He hurt Jessicah's feelings, and now everyone wants him to commit penis vacuum.
"Bruv, you seen Alfonzo lately? He stole my vacuum."
"Yeah bruv, he used it on himself, that's why he's absent."
"Fuckin' lobotomite."
by GmodMagician April 13, 2020
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alfanzo

Alfanzo… were to start? They have a lot going on physically and mentally. They just want someone to understand them and find someone who they can look up to, they can be a lot of things and seem cruel but deep down.. they have the most sweetest hearts - its just been treated wrong and it’s very hard for them to open up. Check up on alfanzo before it’s to late…
Person 1: hey look! It’s alfanzo, are they alright?
Person 2: yea he’s fine let’s hang out with them!
by Destroygreed November 20, 2023
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alfonzo

look at alfonzo
by buzwl23 December 12, 2023
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Ophelie and Alfonzo

She is insanely obsessed with him and wants to get with him but knows that she can’t because she is an alien
You two are acting like an ophelie and alfonzo
by The truth man 5555677 June 13, 2023
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