Alex Gaskarth

the bent-dicked vocalist for all time low.

x: hey, do you like all time low?
y: yeah ! their singer alex gaskarth is kinda questionable tho

by rosecoloredhomo June 13, 2018

Sex with Alex Gaskarth

Sex with Alex Gaskarth is impossible, unless you're Jack Barakat then you may have swag

Sex with Alex Gaskarth

by ofmiceandperverts November 14, 2013

Alex Gaskarth's Eyebrows

Those bushy caterpillar-looking things on All Time Low singer Alex Gaskarth's face. You may have been personally victimised by them. Alex and Jack Barakat did a quiz on what is Alex's eyebrow and what is a beaver. Unsurprisingly, they lost. Jack feels jealous of Alex's eyebrows, as any normal human should be.

Person A: Have you ever been personally victimised by Alex Gaskarth's eyebrows?

Person B: Who hasn't?

by bands and things October 23, 2019