A term used to describe how much of a dick, prick, asshole with the insides that when released could clear out a whole work space. Usually the person accused of acting like an alward can constructively and verbally tear a person down to the point of total loss of self worth, resulting in the person targeted by the alward to drive themselves into total confusion, second guessing themselves, and even sometimes crying themselves to sleep.
Alward:
Gaston....GASTON! I will give you some good news Tina. Now that you took your head out of your ass and decided to see the light guess who found out the solution to the problem we have been having since you and the old man touched the computer. That's right Me...I mean my god molly sue I don't know where you were when they where handing out common sense. Maybe you where standing in the mirror trying to find out what thong made your ass just look sexy or maybe your where riding down the street thinking of your favorite boy band that gets your heart to flutter every your hear there voice, but one thing is certain you ended up at the dumb ass store and put as much of that as you can in a cart and called it a day.
Gaston:
You know what your acting like a total Alward.
Gaston....GASTON! I will give you some good news Tina. Now that you took your head out of your ass and decided to see the light guess who found out the solution to the problem we have been having since you and the old man touched the computer. That's right Me...I mean my god molly sue I don't know where you were when they where handing out common sense. Maybe you where standing in the mirror trying to find out what thong made your ass just look sexy or maybe your where riding down the street thinking of your favorite boy band that gets your heart to flutter every your hear there voice, but one thing is certain you ended up at the dumb ass store and put as much of that as you can in a cart and called it a day.
Gaston:
You know what your acting like a total Alward.
by Timmy long lance December 3, 2007
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Get the Alemartastic mug.A: do you ship alevaro?
B:whats that?
A: the ship name between two tiktokers, alvaro and Alejandro.
B: oh, no thats disgu-
A:gtfo.
B:whats that?
A: the ship name between two tiktokers, alvaro and Alejandro.
B: oh, no thats disgu-
A:gtfo.
by ManFuckDemKids September 30, 2020
Get the alevaro mug.Alear is the main protagonist of the 2023 game, Fire Emblem Engage. The player has the option to make the character either male or female. Set on the continent of Elyos, Alear’s mission is to set out on a journey (This has never been seen before in the history of gaming) and collect the 12 Emblem Rings. Each ring has a character from a different video game in them, from Marth (From Super Smash Bros. Melee) and Roy (From Super Mario Bros. 3). This is the first definition of the term/character, so I must remain professional here.
Alear is also known as the Toothpaste hair protagonist
Alear is also known as the Toothpaste hair protagonist
“I like the fact that there is a new Fire Emblem, but I can’t stop laughing at Alear’s hair colour!” -Loyal Nintendo Fan/Average Twitter User
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When u get up from the kitchen table at 3 in morning .. fall on floor.. chucked in .. spare room.. door closed .. youve been alewarded..
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I got alewarded. Last night..
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