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alaskan pipeline 

n: the act of pooping in to a condom, freezing the rubber overnight, then inserting it in to ones anus.

Invented at the University of Iowa by Brian and Andy S. in 2001.
Andy: "Hey Brian, wanna come give me an alaskan pipeline?"

Brian: "You know I can't do that again. Dad will spank us!"

Andy: "Aww shucks Brian, you know how much I love those."

Brian: "I know Andy dear, I know."
alaskan pipeline by aseay_99 August 3, 2004

Global Warming Alaskan pipeline 

It is a non-frozen alaskan pipeline
Jerry taped a global warming Alaskan pipeline to Chris' door.

Alaskan Pipeline 

This happens when a person shits in a condom then puts it in the freezer to use as a dildo for later.
I don't have any real dildos, so I made an Alaskan Pipeline instead!
Alaskan Pipeline by Trickmaster16 November 27, 2012

Baked Alaskan Pipeline 

When you have anal intercourse while using rubbing alcohol as lubricant. The giving party then takes a lighter and lights the receiving party's b-hole on fire.
Billy B's girl needed a skin graph after he gave her a Baked Alaskan Pipeline.

trans-alaskan pipeline 

Where someone shits into a condom, freezes it, then uses it as a dildo.
I gave your mom the good-ol' trans-alaskan pipeline last night!

Alaskan Pipeliner 

When a guy takes a shit and puts it in the freezer and the girl uses it as a dildo.
Jill was feeling quite randy while Buck was away at camp. Luckily Buck left her an Alaskan Pipeliner in the freezer.
Alaskan Pipeliner by BigBuckDaddy October 19, 2010