alaskan thunderfuck 

Some of the best weed in the world. VERY rare.

Man I'd pay $70 for an eighth of Alaskan Thunderfuck, that's some of that one hit quit bud.

alaskan thunderfuck by I Smoke Dank Buds April 18, 2006

Alaskan Thunderfuck 

An insanely good chronic classed weed that made me feel like a snow man jizzed on the back of my throat

(Man choking)
Dude 1: Taking that Alaskan Thunderfuck like a bitch?
Dude 2: Goddamn snowman jizzed all up in my throat nd sht

Alaskan Thunderfuck by Nigga N8 March 1, 2010

alaskan thunderfuck 

the shit that will put your mind in a whole other state, makes you think very psychologically and deep

about 5 good hits will have your eyes bleeding and you will not want to move at all hahahaha

very very good bud basically

friend #1 : yoooo lets burn after school

friend 2 : yo i don't really wanna burn

friend 1 : YOOOO i got that alaskan thunderfuck shit

friend 2 : OH WERD THEN IM DOWN NIGGGAAAA!

alaskan thunderfuck by ellomate! September 15, 2009

Alaskan Thunderfuck 

Sarah Palin's former nickname on the basketball court. Derived from the fact that she hosted wild, out-of-control home orgies at the time.

"Next quarter plant yourself in front of the net, Alaskan Thunderfuck!" - as stated on the b-ball court

"Don't be hoggin' the ball(s), A.T." - as stated at both the orgies and the b-ball games

Alaskan Thunderfuck by XF42 August 6, 2009

alaskan thunderfuck 

An intense, fast-paced, unforgiving experience of sexual intercourse. Side effects include, but are not limited to: stomach ache, headache, muscle contractions involuntary convulsions, partial paralaysis, or even death. The reciever of the alaskan thunderfuck may also experience bowel or vaginal disorders for 4-7 days. If said disorders last longer than this time period, a doctor or physician should be consulted.

Kim found herself in rehab after experiencing the Alaskan Thunderfuck.

alaskan thunderfuck by Heywoode Jablome April 30, 2006

Alaskan Thunderfuck 

A secret word used to identify when a friend is holding and wants to smoke weed.

Dude i heard bill has the alaskan thunderfuck, we should go hit him up

Alaskan Thunderfuck by samithyl3itch August 4, 2009

Alaskan Thunderfuck 

Having sex while bear hugging and making moose noises and wearing a hat like Bofur the dwarf.

Hey, want an alaskan thunderfuck? I hear its the bees knees!

Alaskan Thunderfuck by Dumpater January 7, 2021