“Wes aikin” is a pickup line that is used by inbred Iowa males when they are trying to get a family member to have intercourse with them. It derives from the old pickup line “what’s shakin” which was used in the late 70’s but lost popularity in the early 80’s.
by TwiztedSnowman July 14, 2021
Get the Wes Aikin mug.One of Steven Seagal's earliest porno movies from the 80s. In fact, it was so successful within the Japanese community that it became a series.
In the original "Aikido in a Speedo", Steven Seagal plays a womanizing aikido master who strolls around Tokyo in just a speedo during the hot summer days.
He stars in about half of the sex scenes where he costars with several Japanese girls. Only wearing his speedo, he disco dances in front of them with techno in the background as he shakes his arms up and down. Some scenes actually have him with pig tails too as opposed to just this ponytail.
After he fucks all the Japanese hos in the scene, he uses his Aikido to beat them up which later leads to him snapping their necks.
The end of the porno shows Steven Seagal wearing a black leather speedo sprinting through the streets of Tokyo at a speed of fucking FIFTY miles an hour while yelling out "AIIIIKIIIIIDO IN A SPEEDO!!!!" and also karate chopping little Japanese boys that get in his way while he keep his usual constipated face.
There have been at least 5 Aikido in a Speedo movies, and even a video game was made insipired by Grand Theft Auto - that is, Grand Theft Tokyo: Aikido in a Speedo.
In the original "Aikido in a Speedo", Steven Seagal plays a womanizing aikido master who strolls around Tokyo in just a speedo during the hot summer days.
He stars in about half of the sex scenes where he costars with several Japanese girls. Only wearing his speedo, he disco dances in front of them with techno in the background as he shakes his arms up and down. Some scenes actually have him with pig tails too as opposed to just this ponytail.
After he fucks all the Japanese hos in the scene, he uses his Aikido to beat them up which later leads to him snapping their necks.
The end of the porno shows Steven Seagal wearing a black leather speedo sprinting through the streets of Tokyo at a speed of fucking FIFTY miles an hour while yelling out "AIIIIKIIIIIDO IN A SPEEDO!!!!" and also karate chopping little Japanese boys that get in his way while he keep his usual constipated face.
There have been at least 5 Aikido in a Speedo movies, and even a video game was made insipired by Grand Theft Auto - that is, Grand Theft Tokyo: Aikido in a Speedo.
-Holy crap what's that gay guy with the ponytail doing sprinting down the streets of Tokyo at 50 miles an hour while yelling "AIKIDO IN A SPEEDO!!!!!"?
-He's just filming his latest porno, Aikido in a Speedo
-He's just filming his latest porno, Aikido in a Speedo
by KnjazVovk May 28, 2009
Get the Aikido in A Speedo mug.Short for Alaskan Independence Party.
This group of people are part of a movement which calls for Alaska's secession from the Union, and while not discussing independence, will do anything to benefit the state, while blocking EVERY bill that is not related to Alaska.
This group of people are part of a movement which calls for Alaska's secession from the Union, and while not discussing independence, will do anything to benefit the state, while blocking EVERY bill that is not related to Alaska.
AKIP's appogee was when they had a seat in both Alaska and New York in the Senate.
AKIP's only purpose is obstruct the Senate.
AKIP's only purpose is obstruct the Senate.
by LDE but Urban January 4, 2022
Get the AKIP mug.I need to say this. I realized that i love you because I never been so depressed before. You are everything to me and that's why I blush. I hate the fact that you are with her but if you are happy, its fine. I don't want to break you guys up, and I don't want to come off as crazy, but i feel like I have nothing anymore. I am sorry if I screwed up in the past, and I am sorry that I did so many pranks on you and got into those fights with you. I regret it. And I know I will probably not have a chance with you ever again, but please tell me what your honest opinion about all of this is.
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Get the Intst. Irtilybinbsdb. Yaetmatwib. Ihtftyawhbiyah, if. Idwtbygu, aidwtcoac, biflihna. Iasiisuitp, aiastidsmpoyagitfwy. Iri. Aikiwpnhacwyea, bptmwyhoaaoti. mug.Basically when you're being rude or harassing anybody called "Aki" (Totally not directed at anybody).
People can also call you an Aki too haha
People can also call you an Aki too haha
by theonlyoneforveron April 4, 2022
Get the Akiphobic mug.Corporate Aikido is the art of redirecting people who need help, instead of saying no, so you can get back to Minesweeper or, these days, Reddit. You use their energy against them, sending them off to accounting, answering their questions with a request for more information, etc. Corporate Aikido techniques and throws are best practiced in conference calls and meetings, where the unskilled opponent will appear to all to be combative and aggressive if he or she shows the slightest resistance to the Corporate Aikido movements.
How to use Corporate Aikido, by designbydave: "Yes, I am almost 100% sure what is wrong with your laptop, but I want you to go back and get more information for me, retrieve the appropriate power cables, software install discs etc so I don't have to work on it right this second, I'm currently reading a fascinating, 10 page article about a feral child that I found on reddit."
by knumbknuts September 6, 2013
Get the Corporate Aikido mug.It's a french phonetic abbreviation for "à ce qu'il paraît". It's basically a shortcut for that means "From what I heard".
It's also used as "It seems".
It can appear in English when a French use it in an English context.
'askip' is also used in the spoken French.
It's also used as "It seems".
It can appear in English when a French use it in an English context.
'askip' is also used in the spoken French.
by SmileyTD November 20, 2019
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