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assassinate

To do your best to really kill a girl (sexually). A popular cheer from your boys who happen to be watching.
"Hey, I'm 'bout to go assassinate that pussy!" or "Yo, man, assassinate that shit!! Kill it!"
by The Rilz February 5, 2010
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Assassinate

Oh? The truckazord looking cripple wants me dead? I wonder why... You see what's wrong with them (existentially) right? He's just like that other cripple Noah. The money and the women aren't enough for him to you have to force me to pretend I'm inferior or that they aren't crippled or it isn't any fun for him to have all the money and the women.
Hym "Good! Now is the perfect time to assassinate me, actually! I just figured out how to solve the dead-man switch problem! So, if we assume there is no afterlife, there is no way for me to find out whether or not the dead-man switch works on the bomb that I am, right? WRONG! Here's what we do: Announce my death publicly BEFORE you kill me... THEN... I'll get to see whether or not it works! Get it? Problem solved!"
by Hym Iam March 28, 2024
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well assassinate me and call me JFK

expression used during sexual intercourse. it’s a form of dark forplay
“did you hear the new term used during intercourse these days ??”
“well assassinate me and call me JFK”
by bigpussyloving December 9, 2020
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ass-assassinated

did you hear daen was ass-assassinated
by ball fondler December 5, 2023
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