Ace Deuce

A turd that comes out clean (nothing on your wipe), with a slightly rubbery texture, avoiding skidmarks and allowing it to fall so deep into the porthole so you don't even have to look at it.

Did you use the bathroom in Grandma's room? She's gonna be ticked... "No worries, it was an ace deuce she'll never even know I was there."

by Mooglytonkers November 20, 2019

ace deuce

Gambling terminology. Refers to a no-win situation.

I'm stuck with an 8AM Friday class. It's a total ace deuce.

You're ordering the chicken? I don't know...Sounds like you're gonna ace deuce on that one.

The airline lost your luggage? Man, you got ace deuced.

by Kate P February 17, 2006

cocked ace-deuce

Wearing one's hat slightly tilted to the side in a fly manner.

Today I saw Michael and MaxT walking with a swagger on the Westside of Chicago with their hats cocked ace-deuce.

ace-deuce

by StevieJT July 28, 2009

Ace of Deuces

This is a guy who is very prolific in the John, lets everyone know about it, and actually takes a great deal of pride in it. He will usually drop a deuce at least 3 times during the workday, and tell at least 5 people about each one.

Sean just came over to tell me he took his 5th dump today. He must think he's the Ace of Deuces.

by walter_white_ August 24, 2012

ace a deuce

oooh that's hot.

friend: Got 2 expensive tickets for the price of one.

your reply: ace a deuce

by otto titslinger June 3, 2004

Ace Deuce

Someone who is your best friend; your number one road dog, the person who has your back to the fullest and you have theirs the same.
The homie that has been there since day one & when shit gets heavy and hits the fan there the first to be there.

Your Number One , your ACE DEUCE.

Diane is my ace deuce, she always got my back.

My A-1 since day 1.

by anonymous November 13, 2020