absofruitly 

Absolutely, but make it gay. Best used around your queer friends who will appreciate this new seasoning in your speech.

Person A: Look at this person, they're so hot right?

Person B: Absofruitly.

absofruitly by rizzington May 26, 2023

Absofruitalicious 

A word used to describe meat that tastes SO GOOD that it would also taste good with fruit. Also can mean fruit that tastes really good or even things that aren't fruit that taste like fruit.

1. This pork is absofruitalicious. Pass me the fuckin raspberries!
2. Okay who made this strawberry shortcake? It's absofruitalicious!
3. Silly rabbit. Trix are for kids!

Absofruitalicious by spotchman January 2, 2012

abso-fruitly 

synonym for absolutely.
meaning positively or definitely; without doubt.

most likely used either by a homosexual, or one trying to infer homosexuality.

1: Can you please grab that enormous, thick, wet, vibrating dildo for me?

2: Abso-fruitly!

abso-fruitly by Powerclap January 1, 2010

absofitly 

Being absofitly is to be totaly fit in all ways. One must become nutritionally fit, physically fit and mentally fit.

Damn I'm feeling Absofitly today.

absofitly by funnygp September 27, 2023

Absofruitfully

Absofruitly but with en extra bit therefore making it a "new" phrase even though it cant really ever be used in a sentence.
To do something in an excpetional way would be the use for it.

He absofruitfully destroyed paddington in a fight.

Absofruitfully by Stanvsfood December 19, 2025