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alsemanché

The Björk's favorite word in the world
She say it in every song
Because she loves that word
I love it too
You should love it
Song: Jóga
State of...
ALSEMANCHÉEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
ALSEMANCHÉEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
ALSEMANCHÉEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
by washaasha October 9, 2018
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Assembling the Gustav

At the climax of sexual intercourse the male tactically rests and nestles his phallus in between the buttocks of his partner. This is typically a follow up to the "doggy-style" position. Furthermore the ejaculate shoots at maximum velocity onto said partners back and/or hair.

This immaculate assembly received its name due to its strong visual resemblance to the great Gustav Cannon developed in the late 1930s by none other than the Krupp family.
ex. 1 -

'Jonathan assembled the Gustav with such pride, he watched in awe as fertilizer emitted from his cannon; showering his partner's posterior in warm viscous bliss.'

ex. 2 -

"Where's Sean....?"

"That slick bastard is up in his bunk assembling the Gustav again."
by CLITORTOISE July 18, 2019
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asembuengua

another word describing an african american, derived from the movie The Lion King. "Ahh Sembuengua" in the circle of life.
"Look at all of thoose asembuenguas that can't swim!"

"hola asembuengua"
by iamlindseyt January 17, 2009
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aasim

An aasim is a protective person when it comes to the people he loves. he is a gentlemen and just knows how to get a girl to hand over her heart to him. he likes spoiling his special someone. he is smart and handsome. if you think hes cute now, wait till you see him in his soccer jersey or when hes playing soccer.
I wish I had an aasim.
by omllllll March 29, 2017
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Day 4 Assembly

A period when people stand and clap for 30 minutes non-stop
“What are they doing? They kept clapping. Oh, it's the Day 4 Assembly
by novalinhorat October 15, 2023
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Full Assembly

The sexual act when both a penis and the testicals are inserted into the vagina
I tried the full assembly but I failed cause she was too tight.
by Yoyo Maaaaa March 30, 2006
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reddit assemble

Something an "edgy" cringe most likely teen says in a meme on Reddit like Reddit is an army or some shit.
Example:

Retard 1: ReDdIt BeTtEr ThAn InStAgRaM

Retard 2: no it's not

Retard 1: i'M pOsTiNg ThIs On ReDdIt To PrOvE yOu WrOnG rEdDiT aSsEmBlE!!!!
by Cecilie Jensen March 1, 2020
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