One Taco Short of A Taco Salad

An extremely dumb person; the person who has an IQ below 80

TEACHER: what is -3(x+8)-5(x-3)^4
student 1: 7?
student 2: kid stop answering you're one taco short of a taco salad!

by Simply Beastly October 19, 2010

fettucine-in-a-taco

Looking for evidence by going undercover inside a woman's vagina that you wouldn't otherwise go into.

My friend wanted to know if his woman was cheating on him, so I fettucine-in-a-taco-ed her to find out.

by Beta Fippel December 30, 2008

tossin a taco salad

licking a dirty mexican dude's asshole

Karen caught me tossin a taco salad down by the border!

by Shel/Allie May 25, 2006

Spinach on a taco

Ruins the point of a taco

I got spinach on a taco

by Rapterdragon83 November 25, 2019

get a taco

To quit doing whatever your doing and go eat something.

As said by "Winston Wolf" in "Pulp Fiction" after directing the clean up of brains from the car.

Fuck that, lets get a taco.

by hwinked January 17, 2004

Shit on a taco

An exclamation used to express surprise.

Shit on a taco! that was scary

by taboo fat cat June 17, 2011

go make a taco

go make a taco is a phrase when someone has beef with youin which you end it.

oh,you got beef Phillip?Why don'y tou go make a taco.

by Ann Onymous May 10, 2005