A Taylor Swift

A girl or guy who gets into relationships all the time, but when they break up all they do is talk about that ex, they talk about that person all the time.They claim they don't miss them, but they constantly talk about them

Girl1: I can't believe he broke up with me. We are never ever getting back together.
Girl2: You are such A Taylor Swift.

by MissKnowitAll3115 August 6, 2016

Taylor Swift A.I. Porn

Did somebody do that or was it emergent behavior? Because that shit would be hilarious if it's generating porn about my nemesis on it's own. Heheheh... I'm going to murder you all.

Hym "I should probably check out that Taylor Swift A.I. porn before they scrub it from the internet.... Wait, it's not solo is it? I don't watch solo porn...."

by Hym Iam February 25, 2024

Pulling a T swift

When you talk about people behind their back;make songs about everyone you've ever dated and broke up with; if you are a scaley, cold blooded, slithery snake

Man I told Jessie about how I was cheating on jake and turned out she was pulling a T Swift on me!

by CRAZYPEOPLE123456789 August 27, 2017

pulling a swifty

Australian slang - to intentionally deceive another person

I reckon that bloke was pulling a swifty when he said the dog was only two years old

by cracking porkle July 23, 2017

blew a shift

when you get carried away while having sex and you pull out to far and slam it into the woman's (or man's if that's your deal) ass, side of the pussy or side of the leg..

o shit..I was fucking my woman last night and blew a shift..now I can fuck around corners..

by Dave Ackmed September 17, 2006

A-shift

a fire deptartment term for a shift, they work every 3rd day. smug little fuckers who think they are better than the other two shifts. They will use any excuse to inflate their heads cause they think the KOOL-AID they drink together makes them super firefighter. They tell how much training they do, but it involves coffee and the price is right.

I'd rather be a cop than an A-shifter.

God made A-shift to give the other 2 shifts a day off

B-shifter to an A-shifter- "so did you guys clean the truck?"

A-shifter- "NO! we where too busy drinking KOOL-AID! and we ran 2 calls so we where way to busy to take time to clean the truck!"

by C-Shift October 8, 2009

death from a swiftie

the most gruesome and horrendous way of dying imaginable. death from a swiftie usually occurs when someone insults taylor swift. don't do it - the swifties will be on your ass until you're buried 6 feet under the ground.

john: yo dude, what is your opinion on taylor swift?
nick: she's a fucking lunatic, yo. she ain't the music industry, that's for sure.
john: yo, careful, bro!!! you don't want them swifties on your ass!!!
nick: what???
john: i heard death from a swiftie is the leading cause of death this year. them swifties are not to be messed with!!!

by utility_ October 29, 2023