A slang term in football (actual football not the weird American type with helmets) for a 2-2 draw. Inspired by the famous African cleric Desmond Tutu.
John: I'm going for a 3-0 win to United today mate.
Adam: Nah bro, I'm betting it's gonna be a Desmond.
John: A Desmond?
Adam: Yeah, dumbass a Desmond. Get it? Two-Two?
John: OH! Very witty.
Adam: I know, I try.
Adam: Nah bro, I'm betting it's gonna be a Desmond.
John: A Desmond?
Adam: Yeah, dumbass a Desmond. Get it? Two-Two?
John: OH! Very witty.
Adam: I know, I try.
by sykesie December 14, 2013
The sexist man alive, often worshiped at home as a God of love, happiness, intelligence, and wit. Also can be used to describe someone who is crowded by women and has everything in life figured out.
by Hytrath93 March 28, 2011
Getting tricked into being smarter than you really are. In order to understand the concept you must be desmondized yourself. A classic example is the friendship between Sherlock Holmes and Mr. Watson, making this older than radio.
Malthus "whenever I hang wiff karen I smarts.."
Frien "what chew trippin, like phat'n shiz?"
Malthus: "dunno like whateff i get desmondized."
Karen "Hello Malthus, how're you doing?"
Malthus "Suitable, good friend, truly delectable."
Frien "what chew trippin, like phat'n shiz?"
Malthus: "dunno like whateff i get desmondized."
Karen "Hello Malthus, how're you doing?"
Malthus "Suitable, good friend, truly delectable."
by Desmond White December 02, 2009
Alternative to 'mojo', used to depict an unusually powerful sex drive, which can be sustained for long periods of time.
by alphonsus November 08, 2006
Desmond is a kind, shy, bubbly, free spirted, youthful but airheaded and clumsy boy.He can also be kinda mean, snobby and follower but despite that he is a very sweet soul who loves to make people happy even if he isn't always happy himself. He is everyones bestfriend and even a better boyfriend don't take a Desmond for granted.
by Tydie November 06, 2018
A very lovable, funny, and sexy hybrid male in the prime of his life. Upon birth, he was dropped into a pool of sexiness by his mother, the Polish deity Zaria, the goddess of beauty. He is commonly referred to as a god of sex, love, strength, beer, intelligence and sex. No woman can resist his charm. When drunk, he has an irresistible urge to hug others and his skill on the xbox 360 increases exponentially. Not to mention, he once spooned with a porcupine. So contact Desmond, and you can play with his needle.
by ACPsucks December 03, 2011
A lower second class, or 2:2 degree.
Inspired by South African Desmond Tutu.
Claims about the term 'tutu' are inherently redundant (2:2 <-- duh).
Many claim to have invented the term, the truth is multiple people invented it at different times, in different places and continue to do so believing they are the first.
In the UK, the 'Desmond' is part of a logical sequence using well-known figures:
First - Geoff (Geoff Hurst, footballer)
2:1 - Billy (Billy Gunn, wrestler)
2:2 - Desmond (Desmond Tutu, bishop)
Third - Thora (Thora Hird, actress)
You get nothing for a fail.
Inspired by South African Desmond Tutu.
Claims about the term 'tutu' are inherently redundant (2:2 <-- duh).
Many claim to have invented the term, the truth is multiple people invented it at different times, in different places and continue to do so believing they are the first.
In the UK, the 'Desmond' is part of a logical sequence using well-known figures:
First - Geoff (Geoff Hurst, footballer)
2:1 - Billy (Billy Gunn, wrestler)
2:2 - Desmond (Desmond Tutu, bishop)
Third - Thora (Thora Hird, actress)
You get nothing for a fail.
"Mike's probably getting a Desmond, Bill a Thora, and Phil needs a Billy or above to get into Kings."
by UrbanDef June 01, 2006