Fatter than a Republican in a Tub Full of Poor People

A phrase expressing shock at a person's size. Republicans are known to suck the blood of the poor as primary sustenance. Naturally, a Republican may become quite fat when allowed to feast freely on the poor.

Look at that guy walking into Wal-Mart to buy Twinkies! He's fatter than a Republican in a tub full of poor people.

by Nick S December 5, 2004

Dog in a tub

While doing a woman from behind in her vagina, bringing one of your testicles up and over your penis and inserting it in her anus. Which is harder then getting a 'dog in a tub'....

by Roostafy April 21, 2003

recawking a tub

Cuming in the ass a second time.

I was recawking a tub.

by Weeper January 2, 2015

two puppies in a tub

After fucking your partner in the ass and filing them with your load, you try to stuff your balls in their pucker hole. It will be so slippery and tight it will be like trying to keep "two puppies in a tub".

With my goo seeping out of Rhonda's star fish, I tried to cram my balls inside of her. It was like trying to keep two puppies in a tub.

by tcb123 July 28, 2008

popped a tub mate

When you fuck up something in a really bad manner

Damn bro, you popped a tub mate mate! *must say in Australian accent*

by Fofdog May 24, 2020

Fish in a Tub

When a fish is in a can you get a fish in a tub and eat they/zem

I Could really go for a fish maybe a fish in a tub or 🍼

Friend I love fish in a bag on toast
Me ewwwww fish in a tub is the goat
Friend ew

by Fish in a can May 16, 2022

Rent-A-Tub

1) A rent by the hour hot tub. Often found at sleazy places such as "Oasis" and other rent a tub facilities often accompanied by tanning beds (aka fake n bakers).

2) A place for your ex to take your best friend for a cheap make-out session.
Also, he will call you a week later, tell you about the hook up, claim it was in the name of "light conversation" and then tell you how sexually attracted to YOU he is (not your best friends he was just hookin' up with in a sleazy rent-a-tub).

3) A place where sleazy men take cheap woman.

Joe took Beth to a sleazy Rent-A-Tub (after inviting me there twice, i declined of course due to my sense of propriety), she shaved her legs for the event (after two months!), and after being denied by me (again) four days earlier Joe proceeded to come onto her- she happily obliged given that she has always coveted my life, my style, and apparently what was once mine.

by Jenni January 7, 2005