trucktard

A person, usually retarded, who is afraid to pass any large, slow-moving vehicle, but still insists on driving in a lane adjacent to said vehicle and so ends up preventing non-trucktards from over-taking and maintaining the free flow of traffic.

"If I don't find Bruce Willis within the next 30 minutes the world will literally explode, so either change lanes or pass the truck you goddamn trucktard!"

by Ermes Marana April 3, 2019

trustard

The people you wanna be friends with because they're cool, weird, random, and real.

Dude, jack is such a trustard he listens to Coldplay, uses made up languages, and breaks out dancing in the hallways.

by i love pickles October 9, 2008

trunkstard06

A tiktoker who always misses and that has a fodder and overrated acc who can’t hit to save his life

trunkstard06 is fodder

by Icantmissin mylife March 27, 2021

Trunkster

To have beverages after a sporting event or social event at the rear of a vehicle.

Yo yo... Great game bitches. Let's go have a trunkster before heading home.

by Living Best Life Johnny October 12, 2018

Trunks.tard

A man who is simply incapable of missing and is a god with a huge penis

Jesus, that guy is such a trunks.tard

by TrunksIsGod May 25, 2021

Trunks.tard

A man that is simply incapable of missing and is a god with a huge penis

Jesus, that guy is such a trunks.tard

by TrunksIsGod May 25, 2021

Trunkster

A guy who uses fake southern charm to trick naive ladies into thinking he’s a gentleman.

Yesterday we went to the strip club and Trunkster fooled all the strippers

by Trunkster February 4, 2018