zooded

When you are extremely fucked up. You can be drunk when your past drunk and fucked up your zooded the only thing left after
zooded is 911.

I got Zooded last night.

by Gn October 10, 2005

zood

Zood is a slang term for drunk or drunkenness which includes:

# aled up (mainly North UK)
# ankled (mainly Bristol)
# arse over tit
# lubricated
# Yoopered (Lower Peninsula of Michigan slang)
# zonked **
# zooted
# zood

Person 1) What I think about a truffle is that It's a tuber, not a mushroom, "zood".

Person 2) No, a truffle is not a tuber like a potato is a tuber. It is a member of the fungal genus Tuber. Two different things. "Zood."

by Roosevelt Coopling October 9, 2008

Zoodely Doodely

Where a guy gives a girl a cream pie and then proceeds to motorboat her vagina. Made famous by the musical, "Crazy For You."

Wow, that zoodely doodely I just gave was sick... and I liked it.

by QT_PIE123 October 7, 2009

my zood

A phrase used to avoid responsibility for one's actions. Typically invokes instant attraction from the opposite sex. Derived from the phrase "My good"

"Did you just cheat on me with my mom???"
"My zood"

by cracker_2011 November 16, 2023

Mr. Zood

A whiny gen-alpha kid.

*At the mall with his mom*

Mr. Zood: “ZOOOOODDDD NOOOOO I JUSSTTT NEEED THAT!!”
Ms. Bup: “SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU WHINY LITTLE CUNT!”

by Zoodster-Bup Inc. July 9, 2024

Hoode' Boode' Zoode'

A point of hyphiness where distinct speech is no longer possible and it takes three tries to say "zooted".

"Hey dude how are you feelin?"
"Hoode' Boode' Zoode'!"

by Z-Hoode' November 30, 2007

Mr. Zood-Lau

A meth user, preferably outside of a popular family establishment, who screams at parents for either money or for their kids.

Mr. Zood-Lau: “ZOODLAU PLEASE I JUST NEEEEED YOUR MONEY OR YOUR KID ZOOD PLEASE!!”
Parent: *Maces Mr. Zood-Lau

by Zoodster-Bup Inc. July 9, 2024