zonie

An Arizonian who comes to the West Coast beach cities every year and generally irritates all locals. Easily recognized by their rash guards, smashball games, and general disregard for beach etiquette.

Local 1: Dude, how was the beach?
Local 2: the shred was good, but the whole damn beach was infested with Zonies!

by Get Your Own Beach! October 8, 2008

Zonis

One who excels at video and computer games.

Zonis. Ownz. You.

by SomeRandomGuy June 5, 2003

Zoni

1. A young woman in the employ of Goddess Inc.

2. The act of disappearing quickly and leaving no trace.

"Zoni is a sadly anime obsessed geek."

"You pulled a Zoni!"

by Namae December 7, 2003

zonie

Annoying old tourists from arizona who don't know how to drive, and always seem to be looking up.

Wouldn't it be nice to shoot every zonie outside of arizona?

by pockets1213 October 17, 2006

zonie

A resident of Arizona who's life is hopping from one air conditioned area to another.

All the zonies say they can handle the heat but most of them can't.

by Al "The Computer Guy" April 16, 2004

zoni

A person from Arizona who has nothing to do so they sit at their desks and get 5.0 grade point averages. While some never see water, others fuck their step-brothers. Nobody likes them.

Hey I talked to Aubrey and Piper today.

Dude, they are such zonis

by thatguyneilmcqueen January 17, 2010

Zonies

Short for calzone, essentially breaded crack.

I'd like to order a couple of buffalo zonies, no bleu.

by ThePooper December 1, 2010