zombies 

undead brainsuckers, normally raised by a freak natural disaster or by means of a necromancer. The only way to permanently incapacitate one is to remove it's head completely.

Brian heard something behind him while dart throwing and shouted "fuck-a-doodle-doo" it was a ZOMBIE shouting "BRAINS"!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111 111111o neoneooneone oneoeon111111!!!!!!!!11l olololol

zombies by Petey the crosseyed dart thrower April 9, 2005

Zombies 

Humans that at one point were turned to zombies by being bit by another zombie and eventually dying. Extreme stupidity surrounds these creatures as they mindlessly bash on the barracades of surviving humans. They can be said to not be able to "climb stairs" as my friend says...but others may say otherwise while there face is being ripped off completly after the zombie lept up the stairs. Shotguns are most affective at close range with these beings, the only way to stop the damn thing from moving would be to shoot its brain or completly sever the head....this does not mean cut its head off because it will infact still be "alive". So the best way i would have to say to survive a zombie attack would be to kill urself because.....ur screwed anyway....u think u can survive? no u cant ur fucked.

Jay "shoot for the heads"
Brian "whats the point zombies cant climb stai....ahhhh"

Zombies by beheadtheundead August 29, 2006

Zombies 

Welfare mooching, crime committing, ghetto trash.

Look at those zombies hanging out on the corner of Crenshaw Blvd., they're always tweaking waiting for the government hand outs.

Zombies by Jesus_hates_Obama March 13, 2009

Zombies 

Humans that at one point were turned to zombies by being bit by another zombie and eventually dying. Extreme stupidity surrounds these creatures as they mindlessly bash on the barracades of surviving humans. They can be said to not be able to "climb stairs" as my friend says...but others may say otherwise while there face is being ripped off completly after the zombie lept up the stairs. Shotguns are most affective at close range with these beings, the only way to stop the damn thing from moving would be to shoot its brain or completly sever the head....this does not mean cut its head off because it will infact still be "alive". So the best way i would have to say to survive a zombie attack would be to kill urself because.....ur screwed anyway....u think u can survive? no u cant ur fucked.

Jay "shoot for there heads"
Brian "ahh whats the point...zombies cant climb stai....ahhhh!"

Zombies by beheadtheundead September 15, 2008

zombies 

Denizens of the internerd.

They will not sleep, eat or perhaps even 'die' so long as they have access to the internerds. Harmful to humans who comes between them and their glowing boxes. Likes the dark.

Nerd A : Man, at least I used the net for information
Nerd B : you mean pr0n ?
Nerd A : I mean plagiarising assignments.. but when I came to the lab... all I saw were zombies man.....
Nerb B : Want me to warn the admin and bring out the shootaz ?

zombies by summerfrost April 25, 2006

zombies 

"The Zombies" happen after a night of smoking marijuana. To have "the zombies one would feel groggy and slow (still high) for 1-5 hours after waking up. "Some zombies" is also an acceptable phrase.

John Sample "Man, i got the zombies and I'm going to go take my midterm."
$+33\/: "Bummer d00d."

or

$+33\/: I got some zombies goin broski.
Broski: Double plus uncool.

zombies by $+33\/ April 24, 2008

Zombies 

Severely stupid undead cannibals

Alex: Wow, those zombies just walked into a pole.

Zombies by Sarcasm_Man35 May 25, 2019