zooted and booted

play on 'suited and booted' meaning dressed up and ready for it. hence 'zooted and booted' means stoned and ready for it.

- 'are you ready?'

- 'aye 100% zooted and booted.'

by annakousagi October 14, 2014

zooted

to be just so fucked up that ur brain is completely unfunctional for a certain period of time.

Nigga im so zooted right....now...uhhh

by Kavoen November 5, 2006

Kid Zooted

A boy who lives in Germany who makes slapping jerkin music.

Aye,u heard that new Kid Zooted song?

by DougieFressh September 22, 2010

Zouted

The act of raging to the point that only a University of Missouri student or alumni would know of

-We just beat Oklahoma

-Lets get fucking zouted

by Ball Me Blazer October 24, 2010

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it is a way to express a high so intense that normal words could never describe

dudeeeeeeee, after that 5 blunt rotation i am zooted balooted septuted philaminuted agawambooted!

by Tayrika Kwomp December 31, 2008

zooted

In Other Words Im Mad HIGH.

You Zooted? Hell Yea Nigga.

by Colombiano186 February 21, 2008

Zooted

1. To be so f*cked up beyond belief.
2. Very intoxicated/high.
3. To feel very good because the side-effects of certain substances.

-I was so zooted last night I dont remember doing that fat chick.
-That blunt got me so zooted.

by FreeTrial4DeatH June 29, 2007