A mystical, guarded person who takes tacit pride in sexual prowess yet understands the natural flow of the universe.
Originating from the Russian "Zel" meaning foreskin of an elephant, the Swahili "ing" meaning clitoris of a camel, and the American based "er" meaning emergency room.
Also referred to as a "Z"
Originating from the Russian "Zel" meaning foreskin of an elephant, the Swahili "ing" meaning clitoris of a camel, and the American based "er" meaning emergency room.
Also referred to as a "Z"
"Nobody knows who that Zelinger gets with, but rumor has it he knows how to disco."
"Where is Michael? He's been acting like such a Zelinger lately, all he does is ponder life and disappear into thin air in clouds of assgas"
"Where is Michael? He's been acting like such a Zelinger lately, all he does is ponder life and disappear into thin air in clouds of assgas"
by mystikman May 7, 2010
Get the Zelinger mug.(Noun) Zee-ring: the ring of dry skin that accumulates at the base of the male genitals as a result of partaking in male on male anal sex with no lube. Usually caused by friction on the "givers" genitals rubbing on the internal portion of the "takers" anus. Occasionally the zehring can consist of both "giver" and "taker" dry skin matter. When this happens fecal matter is often present. Blistering is a common occurrence as well.
"I fucked this dude so hard in the butt last night, afterwards I noticed some zehring on my cock as he was crawling away."
by jay jay the master January 13, 2014
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A cheap (often crappy) Audio product company. They produce 'professional' products for broke musicans and venues that want a product to get the job done. Often; Behringer is regarded as a meme for proffesionals in the Live sound and entertainment industry. Behringer offers very cheap products that typically last up to 1 year or have some other kind of flaw that makes in unsuable in a PA system or Music Studio.
Sometimes, Behringer is refered to as an entity or indidual for when a Sound Technician is refering to a terrible piece of equipment, method or setup.
Sometimes, Behringer is refered to as an entity or indidual for when a Sound Technician is refering to a terrible piece of equipment, method or setup.
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Get the fehringer mug.Based off of Anton Zellinger, the man who discovered Quantum Entanglement (the theory that electrons have the ability in two positions at one time), A Zellinger's Douchebag never states their full, true position. They will always leave their opinion in the subtext, so in a scenario where they are called out for it, they can claim they never said that, despite clearly meaning it.
Zellinger's Douchebag: Did you know straight includes transwomen now?
Person 2: Are you trying to say transwomen aren't women?
Zellinger's Douchebag: What? No! When did I ever say that?
Person 2: Are you trying to say transwomen aren't women?
Zellinger's Douchebag: What? No! When did I ever say that?
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Get the Zellinger's Douchebag mug.A person stuck in the back seat of a 15 passenger van in the fetal position, rocking back and forth, and covering his ears with both hands, while 7 grown read all take turns reading Urban Dictionary terms for multiple hour long road trips.
The Zehring had no escape out of the 15 passenger van while attempting not to learn amazing terms from Urban Dictionary!
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