by JimmidyJames December 29, 2009
by GoingToAlpha December 22, 2010
That Thai food I had yesterday made me drop a few yule logs this morning and now my asshole is on fire. Think I'll have to skip school.
by Clutchmaster October 07, 2009
Occurring on Christmas eve, when a man and a woman have anal sex, when the man is about to nut, the woman takes a shit, and the man cums all over and inside the shit, creating a yule log appearance.
by Coopyloopyjz December 21, 2016
by Eitis July 08, 2020
When you crap a massive log of shit the day after Christmas that percolated in your colon from Christmas dinner. These Yule log shits can take hours to pass due to the fact they are the size of a Chipoltle burrito. Often contains: ham, mashed potatoes, apple pie, gingerbread men, dinner rolls and other starchy/fatty drunk food.
My ass is covered in hemorrhoids from giving birth to the biggest yule log shit of my life. I was in labor for like 3 hours.
by My sore ass December 26, 2010
The Yule toilet log is not the good-smelling log that goes in your fireplace. This is a foul-smelling turd that people produce after massive Christmas food consumption. The source of Mr. Hanky
After I ate Christmas dinner, I had to go crap a Yule toilet log, which I left so the next person who visits the bathroom can marvel at my creation.
by Zozothecat December 25, 2019