Yousuf

Exposure to high enough quantities of marijuana and condoms that the testicles of the body literally fall due to crotch rot.

I have to go to the doctor because after 3 hours in Tijuana I have suffered a yousuf.

by DaShroomz February 7, 2009

Yousuf

has a big cock and will fuck your hoe

Yousuf is my bae

by Nathan Brar October 18, 2017

Yousuf

The fuck boy way of breaking up with someone that is so much hotter than you; usually over snapchat

Girl 1- did you hear what Shawn did?
Girl 2- N, What?
Girl 1- he pulled a yousuf on kanuqucra

by Kanuqura123 May 5, 2018

Yousuf

Pindi boy slang. A Pakistani cuck. A man who is desperate for acceptance, approval, and affection from women. This desperation has led to the compromise of his beliefs and values, the desecration of his dignity and self-worth, and his inability to stand up for himself and what he deserves as a human being, eg. loyalty, fidelity, and honesty in a romantic relationship.

I know Yousuf’s always wanted a girlfriend but since him and Nashmia started dating he's become a cuck. She cheats treats him like shit and flirts openly with other men. I can tell it bothers him but he's so afraid of losing her that he doesn't say anything.

by The TruthSpeaker0069 May 29, 2018

yousuf

he is a bad boy with no feelings and always angry.

this is a bad yousuf

by mymymymymym February 24, 2020

Yousuf

A brown dude that makes music, cares a lot about his friends, plays too much apex and prob has a MASSIVE COCK.

DAMN YOUSUF HIT DIFFRENT

by TIGERKITTEN MOUSINTINE DUE DOG November 24, 2020

Yousuf

yousuf is a guy that has an enormous house cock

Yousuf can get you pregnant by breathing the same air as him

by Joseph banks November 23, 2021