Wank yourself dry

When a male masturbates so excessively in a limited timeframe that no more ejaculate is produced upon completion of any subsequent masturbatory sessions until the reserves are replenished.

Mate, we both know what you're going to do with your day off. You're going to sit there, put private browsing on on your computer, and wank yourself dry

by MassivefuckingLAD June 28, 2011

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dummy yourself down

To act ignorant,to fit in.

Don't dummy yourself down for anybody.

by Desimotto October 8, 2015

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National Kill Yourself Day

This day happens on June 13th

Jimson: Today is national kill yourself day! *puts gun in mouth*
Brimson: Do it! Do it!
BANG!
Brimson: yipee

by Hydrogen Superiority June 12, 2023

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Throwing yourself down

temper tantrum; self pity

Nicholas, please stop throwing yourself down every Christmas morning when you do not like your presents.

by jamminjunq May 23, 2020

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you need some self-love to boast you up. Go shopping by yourself or do what makes you happy. Tbh you should love yourself everyday. Give yourself some compliments right now. Just a reminder: don’t harm yourself, you’re beautiful and perfect. Keep doing what makes you you and makes you happy, ily with all my heart.

Girl: Its December 16th, it’s “Love yourself day”

-goes to mirror-

Girl: “You’re stunning, beautiful, confident, hot, worthy, funny, and amazing.”
December 16 Love yourself day

by million dollar puthay December 6, 2020

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National go fuck yourself day

It’s a day where you want people to go fuck their self. march 17

National go fuck yourself is a day that u wish upon your haters
Go fuck yourself= your a wast of time pls die/I hate u, national go fuck yourself day defines hat

by Cravein Mohead28482 May 20, 2022

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