double yourmomitive 

An instance where a statement is made about one's mom, and is immediately followed by a "your mom" joke. In such a case, a "double yourmomitive" has occurred and therefore cancels the said "your mom" joke. The original statement about one's mom, however, is still valid.

Little Billy and 2 of his friends, Little Joey and Little Bobby, are playing at the playground. Billy says, "I think my mom is hot!", which Joey immediately follows by saying, "Your mom thinks your mom is hot." As you can see, unless Joey is making a reference to Billy's mom being vain, this is clearly a "double yourmomitive" and should bee accordingly and promptly stricken from the record.

double yourmomitive by Biigdady69 September 5, 2005

yourmomism 

The belief that having sexual intercourse with your mom is the only true economic system.

Person 1: "Is he communist?"
Person 2: "No he believes in yourmomism"
Person 1: "Oh ok, based"

yourmomism by PerhapsXK April 6, 2021

Yourmomism 

The religion of worshiping people's mothers.

There is a new religion! It's called Yourmomism.

Yourmomism by firebit September 2, 2023

yourmomisonmydickakophobia 

being afraid that your friend will fuck your mom so hard until she's dead

mom: oh god oh your friend is so good
*mom fucked to death*
kid: i am so afraid right now ive developed a yourmomisonmydickakophobia

yourmomisonmydickakophobia by ymgog March 31, 2020

yourmomishotphobia 

Internalized yourmomishotphobia is when you think someone’s mom is hot

Mind: Damn Steve’s mom is hot

yourmomishotphobia

yourmomishotphobia by YourHotMama August 19, 2021

Yourmomisgay 

it mean your mom is officaly gay as heck :))))y

yourmomisgay hahah

Yourmomisgay by 0987654321` May 3, 2022

Yourmoming

Yourmoming is when you're doing something but you don't wanna specify what you are doing

Rowan: What are you doing?
Charles: Yourmoming
Rowan: What is that? What's "Yourmoming"?
Charles: Something....

Yourmoming by milcu727272 December 6, 2022