National Buy your daughter whatever yoy want day

23rd of october is the buy ur daughter whatever she wants day

“Today is National Buy your daughter whatever yoy want day, mom. Can i have a PS4?”

by UrbanJesuschrist October 23, 2020

ii had sex with your daughter

NO I DID NOT MY KID

ii had sex with your daughter

by The Guardian Newspaper May 26, 2021

For your daughter

No it isn't.

Hym "You are not doing this for your daughter and someone else's daughter already has and will pay the price for this. If I leave I'll be taking one of your daughters with me."

by Hym Iam July 19, 2025

national let your daughter straighten her hair day

mom. you should really let your daughter straight there hair. she needs to look good for school on monday.. and for her crush😘😘

it’s national let your daughter straighten her hair day. let her do it!

by bdnsiegebenen September 16, 2023

If That Is Your Daughter Then Let Me Haunted House

If That Is Your Daughter Then Let Me Haunted House

If That Is Your Daughter Then Let Me Haunted House

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 23, 2025

national take-your-infant-daughter-to-work-while-you-desperately-try-to-hire-a-new-nanny-and-neither-one-of-you-has-slept-a-wink-day

bojack reference LMAO

"okay, nanny quits no sweat. it just so happens to be national take-your-infant-daughter-to-work-while-you-desperately-try-to-hire-a-new-nanny-and-neither-one-of-you-has-slept-a-wink-day"

by petethecatissoooocoool February 5, 2023

Your face's second mother's daughter's great aunt's cousin's divorced wife's baka usagi of a roommate

'Nuff said.

Pretty much the same as your face or your mom. Can be used for any type of situational comeback that you can possibly think of with a touch of...elongated flair.

Person 1: You don't look so good.
Person 2: YOUR FACE'S SECOND MOTHER'S DAUGHTER'S GREAT AUNT'S COUSIN'S DIVORCED WIFE'S BAKA USAGI OF A ROOMMATE DOESN'T LOOK SO GOOD!!!
Person 1: . . . *walks away*

by RazerRD May 11, 2010