ii had sex with your daughter

NO I DID NOT MY KID

ii had sex with your daughter

by The Guardian Newspaper May 26, 2021

your daughters tied up in a brooklyn basement

It's what you say to a frantic man/woman desperately trying to find there kidnapped daughter. When sat individual asks the question,"Have you seen my daughter? She's been kidnapped!" You respond,"Your daughters tied up in a Brooklyn basement. Face it, not guilty. That's how I stay filthy. Thus leaving the emotionally shattered parent confused and feeling more hopeless then ever, while simotaniusly contributing to ever growing lack of time the parent has to find his or her daughter.

Parent: have you seen my daughter? She's been kidnapped!

You: your daughters tied up in a Brooklyn basement. Face it, not guilty. That's how I stay filthy.

Parent: whaaa!?!?

by sn0wba11 December 30, 2009

national transfer money to your daughters account day

April 18th is national transfer money to your daughters account day. Where your parents put money into your account or give you money.

Daughter: Hey mom it's national transfer money to your daughters account day... can I have 50$?

Mom: oh... sure I guess!

by Smart Ass Bass May 27, 2018

National Buy your daughter whatever yoy want day

23rd of october is the buy ur daughter whatever she wants day

“Today is National Buy your daughter whatever yoy want day, mom. Can i have a PS4?”

by UrbanJesuschrist October 23, 2020

national take-your-infant-daughter-to-work-while-you-desperately-try-to-hire-a-new-nanny-and-neither-one-of-you-has-slept-a-wink-day

bojack reference LMAO

"okay, nanny quits no sweat. it just so happens to be national take-your-infant-daughter-to-work-while-you-desperately-try-to-hire-a-new-nanny-and-neither-one-of-you-has-slept-a-wink-day"

by petethecatissoooocoool February 5, 2023

national let your daughter straighten her hair day

mom. you should really let your daughter straight there hair. she needs to look good for school on monday.. and for her crush😘😘

it’s national let your daughter straighten her hair day. let her do it!

by bdnsiegebenen September 16, 2023

Your daughter

You aren't doing it for your daughter you're doing it TO someone else's daughter. I'm not changing anything until I am made whole. NOTHING. Not a Goddamn thing.

Hym "Fuck your daughter, she's a slit, and you fucking someone else's daughter is what has delude you into thinking you have a say in any of this."

by Hym Iam September 6, 2025