your father 

he ran away

james: who is your father?
me: I don't know, he ran away

your father by willyl0ver July 30, 2022

Your father 

Wait what you don’t have one that’s pretty obvious

Your father left to get the milk because you became a dream stan

Your father by anonymous September 2, 2022

Your Father 

non existent or not real

"santa is as fake as your father"

Your Father by anonymous December 24, 2022

Your father 

He is a mystery and he is always gone to get the milk

You have no father and your father is gone

Your father by Mr.69420 May 2, 2023

Your Father 

gone.

Your father was never here

Your Father by SentoBox October 29, 2023

your father 

its gone.

"Yo jim, your father!"
"My fathers gone."

your father by mydadleftformilk December 31, 2023

Your father 

A humorous scenario reflecting the generational clash in parenting styles, where a parent encourages outdoor play for their children, while the narrator's motivation for having kids is to grant them more screen time than they ever had during their own childhood.

PoV: Your father thinks fresh air like the one experienced whilst playing outdoor is essential, but you just want your kids to enjoy the screen time you missed out on growing up!

Your father by Emotional Cruiser August 14, 2025