A place where degenerates go to learn and congregate with other retards like themselves.
A school with no deep rooted history and does not even rank on the worlds top 500 universities - so with that said, please shut up you retards and stop bragging. York is the best university for students with mental retardation whether it has been clinically proven or has gone unnoticed. The admin staff are great at spotting retards and granting them admission.
A school with no deep rooted history and does not even rank on the worlds top 500 universities - so with that said, please shut up you retards and stop bragging. York is the best university for students with mental retardation whether it has been clinically proven or has gone unnoticed. The admin staff are great at spotting retards and granting them admission.
by York Retard May 8, 2013
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1. Continuation of public high-school.
2. Place where any fucking retard to attempt getting a useless education in 'psychology'. -The degree for wiping asses.
1. Continuation of public high-school.
2. Place where any fucking retard to attempt getting a useless education in 'psychology'. -The degree for wiping asses.
by Zacharoo March 25, 2003
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A pretentious institution focused on the importance of Gucci, Prada and American Eagle...Warning may cause temporary insanity for the rare intillect.
A pretentious institution focused on the importance of Gucci, Prada and American Eagle...Warning may cause temporary insanity for the rare intillect.
"Like...Rally...O-m'God! My new Gucci scarf that daddy got me matches my Prada bag so well! I love school!
by Heliroo October 16, 2003
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Person 2: We're at new york university, of course not.
Person 1: well can you give me your friend's number?
Person 2: sorry, he's gay.
Person 2: We're at new york university, of course not.
Person 1: well can you give me your friend's number?
Person 2: sorry, he's gay.
by queentaco July 18, 2014
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Challenged by the quarells of protecting millions of staff, faculty, and students.
Dedicated to justice. Enforcing the law and protecting life liberty and property.
Also they have bad ass hats and uniforms.
They are trained by police academies recognized by the new york state department of criminal justice services.
They seek to one day have all the departments at different SUNY schools to become centralized; thus, so they will be more organized, run more efficiently, and better be able to protect and serve the people of NYS.
There are approximately 40 of them at stony brook university. about 3 to 6 usualy work per 8.25 hour tour. At stony brook they are responsible for the safety of over 40,000 people during the day. That includes faculty, staff, students, the University Hospital patients, and all other people who have business there.
God bless them. Every one of them.
Note: Sometimes refered to as NYSUP or UPD, or by the specific department like SUPD (StonyBrook University Police department).
Challenged by the quarells of protecting millions of staff, faculty, and students.
Dedicated to justice. Enforcing the law and protecting life liberty and property.
Also they have bad ass hats and uniforms.
They are trained by police academies recognized by the new york state department of criminal justice services.
They seek to one day have all the departments at different SUNY schools to become centralized; thus, so they will be more organized, run more efficiently, and better be able to protect and serve the people of NYS.
There are approximately 40 of them at stony brook university. about 3 to 6 usualy work per 8.25 hour tour. At stony brook they are responsible for the safety of over 40,000 people during the day. That includes faculty, staff, students, the University Hospital patients, and all other people who have business there.
God bless them. Every one of them.
Note: Sometimes refered to as NYSUP or UPD, or by the specific department like SUPD (StonyBrook University Police department).
Those New York State University Police cops are pretty fucking hot. I wonder if i can seduce one to have my babies. I wonder if he'll tie me and and let me ride him all night.
The New York State University Police saved my life when i got drunk and passed out in the snow over winter.
The New York State University Police caught the guy who assaulted me and stole my wallet.
The New York State University Police saved my life when i got drunk and passed out in the snow over winter.
The New York State University Police caught the guy who assaulted me and stole my wallet.
by Awesome Pirate Warrior October 6, 2010
Get the New York State University Police mug.Also known as the "University of Dork". Home to Oxbridge rejects and people who were not popular at school. Famous for having the first pirate ever to be elected as SU president and run for parliament.
Other notable alumni include:
Greg Dyke - former director general of the BBC (got sacked though), now chairman of the FA
Harry Enfield - a silly comedian
The campus architecture can somewhat be described as "abysmal", with a spaceship like structure serving as its centrepiece as well as buildings that could really do with a good touch of paint. There is also an annoying abundance of ducks and geese that will eat anything that is thrown at them.
Colleges include:
Goodricke, most renowned for for its appalling living conditions as well as its strong sense of spirit amongst its "cellmates".
James, college of oxbridge rejects.
Halifax, also known as "Asiafax".
Vanburgh, small and plain.
Alcuin, cozy.
Due to a slip in rankings, York has built an extension to the campus called "Heslington East" to compete with other universities. Whether or not it will affect York's reputation is yet to be seen.
Love it or hate it, York will always be York, warts and all!
Other notable alumni include:
Greg Dyke - former director general of the BBC (got sacked though), now chairman of the FA
Harry Enfield - a silly comedian
The campus architecture can somewhat be described as "abysmal", with a spaceship like structure serving as its centrepiece as well as buildings that could really do with a good touch of paint. There is also an annoying abundance of ducks and geese that will eat anything that is thrown at them.
Colleges include:
Goodricke, most renowned for for its appalling living conditions as well as its strong sense of spirit amongst its "cellmates".
James, college of oxbridge rejects.
Halifax, also known as "Asiafax".
Vanburgh, small and plain.
Alcuin, cozy.
Due to a slip in rankings, York has built an extension to the campus called "Heslington East" to compete with other universities. Whether or not it will affect York's reputation is yet to be seen.
Love it or hate it, York will always be York, warts and all!
A student from another university meets a student from the University of York (UK).
S1: "Which uni do you go to?"
S2: "York"
S1: "Suits a dork like you then"
S1: "Which uni do you go to?"
S2: "York"
S1: "Suits a dork like you then"
by linguisticredsocks July 31, 2013
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