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yoel

a person with amazing looks and is very chill to hang with.

Girls love him, guys wish they were him.

He is the first man to learn from Chuck Norris.

Adam and Eve were the first people on Earth because Yoel can't stand to be with 1 girl.

A.K.A-Pimp

He once traveled from the U.S.A to Japan on foot to get real japanese food. He arrived before he left. He is awsome.
Yoel-Chuck Norris Jr.
Yoel- The Most Interesting Man in the World, he usually drinks and when he does he doesn't give a shit.
by damn146789 November 20, 2010
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The Yoel

The act of taking a woman to your room and before she performs any services you take out a tobbacco product, i.e: cigarette, cigar, etc. Then you light up said tobacco product and before taking the very first puff you demand that your woman friend for the night makes you ejaculate before you are finished smoking said tobacco product.
After that guy took me home from the bar he told me to give him the yoel. I wasnt sure what that was until he pushed my head down and began to smoke a cig.
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Yoel yosef

Amazing rabbi and a very good person to poo with. Very good ocean vibe.
I rike Eitan Riter.
Wow Yoel Yosef, you such a good rabbi.
by Jessy baddbitch March 31, 2022
mugGet the Yoel yosefmug.

yoel 5 minute hands

each person gets 5 minutes to do as they wish to the person across with their hands excluding every other body part....usually played with 2 players
eddy and samantha decided to play yoel 5 minute hands... eddy picked samantha's nose....samantha played with eddy's penis
by 5 minute yowl July 19, 2009
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Yoel

A gay person who always lie to you snf your friends
yoel can u stop telling everyone and Im jerking you off thats a lie and god forbbiden to lie
by IceOG August 5, 2023
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Yoel

People named Yoel are usually chill, very patient, knows his shit, and know how to handle a problem like a professional.

People usually define "Yoel" As "A fuckin cool guy that knows how to handle his shits", and "A guy that knows how to raw fuck a girl so good". They never drink alcohol or do drugs, and they never endorsed them. Sometimes their girlfriends would thought Yoel as "a guy that won my pussy" And "the guy with a majestic cock".

Usually people named Yoel are very charming guy and introverted. But they can socialize with people and make friends easily. Their friends sometimes define him as "A fucking good friend that never leave his friends behind". But sometimes they can lose patience and use violence and anger. But this will only occur very rarely, and only happen if they're provoked.
There are some sentences caught when interviewing about people named Yoel
Girl 1 : Damn, Yoel is looking very hot. I bet his girlfriend is the happiest girl in the world!
Girl 2 : You're right! I always wanted to feel his cock inside my body, he's so hot!

Guy 1 : Bro, I think Yoel is the fuckin coolest guy!
Guy 2 : You're damn right! He raw dogged his girlfriend for rounds until she's exhausted!
by Harden Garfield November 24, 2023
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Yoel aka Josuke

The best lightskin hot nigger in the world. He has a huge brown dih and has sexy oily abs. He has insane curly hair and has a fucking chisled jawline. He is the king in bed and has a fucking massive dih. Hes so tuff basically aura it self.
Yoel aka Josuke is lowkey so tuff.
by skibidi buttcheese September 9, 2025
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