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National Yeet short people day

On November 12 you can throw any person under 5,4 with no permission needed, Similar to that of national throw short people day and is just another excuse to abuse short people.
“Ayyyyy John how’s it be”
“Not great every Mf be throwing me for sum reason”

“Well mf it National Yeet short people day shoulda drank milk as kid bitch”
by Baaabbby. November 11, 2021
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Yeet yourself out the window day

Have You Ever Wanted just to YEET yourself out of a window. Well April 15 will be the day you get to do!
"Hey man lets yeet our self out the window?" "Yeah is that today" National Yeet yourself out the window day go out thr window
by Lolboi771 April 14, 2019
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Yeet your shortest friend day

yeet your shortest friend day is amazing
by FruitLaverne November 4, 2019
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On October 21st, you can throw anyone under 5' 6". No permission required.
Boy 1: What day is it?
Boy 2: October 21st
Boy 1: Isn't that National yeet a short person day?
Boy 2: It is?
Boy 1: How tall are you?
Boy 2: 5' 3*
Boy 1 proceeds to yeet boy 2
by Parsunic October 18, 2021
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Yeet your short bestie day

October 24 is a day, where you get to yeet your best friend. But it's forbidden for shorties ;) It's only meant for all the tall besties :P HAHAHHAHAH
short friend: Hey bestie! :) Guess what day is coming up?
Tall friend: Uh.. Slap ur tall's bestie booty day?
short friend: yeah >:)
Tall friend: guess what, short bestie?
Short friend: what?
Tall friend: well, it's almost "Yeet your short bestie day!"
Short friend: NOOOooooo
by Tall best friend October 14, 2021
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yeet ur box of cheese crackers day

Person: “Why are you yeeting your box of cheese crackers
Other person “Cause its December 7th ya dingus. Yeet ur box of cheese crackers day,”
Person “Oh yes. sorry”
by Heh, im better than you December 5, 2019
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Yeet your short bestie day

October 24 is a day, where you get to yeet your best friend. But it's forbidden for shorties ;) It's only meant for all the tall besties. :P
Yeet your short bestie day- is a day where you yeet ur bestie for being short! October 24th!
by Tall best friend October 14, 2021
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