Crank Yankers 

A Damn Funny Show On Comedy C.!

*I've got mail, yaaaaaa, I got mail yaaaa!
*Hurry up, Spongebob is on in 3 minutes
*Can they hold my tally wacker while I pass water?
*Were The Woo Tang
*There is a big ass terd in my car
:-P

Crank Yankers by Lily Lighting August 11, 2003

Wankerism 

to be so dedicated to a schedule of masturbation that you cancel all plans that interfer with it.

"I had to cancel my Sunday doctors appointment because it interfered on my batein' time.

Dude, You totally practice wankerism"

"Dzie practices wankerism bro."

Wankerism by PeachTree October 19, 2008

Crank Yankers 

A bunch of midgets secluded from the outside world, trying their hardest to make contact to us, via the telephone. Their sole purpose in life is to break down the difference barriers between us and them.

The crank yankers contacted me yesterday, but I chose not to listen.

Crank Yankers by barcode23 October 15, 2003

Yatlerism 

A form of Islamic communism practiced

Do you practice yatlerism

Yatlerism by Killurself69 October 1, 2018

Wankerism 

The act of being, and acting like a wanker.
Also included, subtle wankerism. The variety of wankerism where people don't understand that you're being a total wanker and taking the piss out of them, until a little while after the said act of wankerism has been performed.

Oh that guy Kim, he says things all the time that appear to be funny, but afterwards you realise he's just being a wanker. He's a master of wankerism.

Wankerism by Iamdavidkingoftheworld April 29, 2011

Yaneris 

Yaneris is a wonderful girl, full of hope and joy and spreads her optimism over everyone she knows. She’s beautiful and a strong yet emotional being. She is super funny and can be very childish at times.

Woah I wish I had a friend like yaneris

Yaneris by Andbdnnsmdmamene February 8, 2019

Crank Yankers 

A cross between the jerky boys and the muppets. Quite possibly the best show on television today. Appears on the comedy central network.

Crank Yankers by Anonymous September 12, 2003