Yankee candle

The act of taking laxatives and then pooping the liquid shart onto the females pubic hairs. After you shart onto the pubic hairs you must light the liquid poop covered pubic hairs on fire than proceed to eat her out.

Tyler: Can we spice it up in the bed giving brain is getting boring

Jessica: Sure take some laxatives and give me the yankee candle

Tyler: Sounds fun!!!!

by White frosting December 7, 2020

Yankee candle and chill

Like Netflix and chill, but when you want to make love instead of fuck

Dude: hey baby. What me to come over to watch some Netflix and chill later?
Bae: yeah sure, but I need to feel close to you, can we Yankee candle and chill instead?

by ChiefPoof May 27, 2016

yankee candle company

A chain of retail stores that sells very over-priced candles and other fragrance items (air fresheners, wax melts, etc.). Not only are the prices ridiculously high for such items, the employees constantly stalk you throughout the store, sticking their faces in yours and saying whatever they think will convince you to spend $30 on a candle.

After purchasing one November Rain candle from Yankee Candle Company, Hank realized that he would now need to borrow gas money from a friend.

by DobbyCanOnlyBeFreedIf October 8, 2013

Yankee Candle Doodle Dandy

A guy who, based on his preference for scented candles, may prefer men to women.

"Your roommate sure likes his jasmin-scented jar candles!"

"I know! He's a total Yankee Candle Doodle Dandy!"

by thehipgoddess September 16, 2007