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You don't say?

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- You don't say?
by IchigoFB October 15, 2009
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You don't say?

An expression which appears in rage comics as a cartoonized version of Nicolas Cage. The phrase is a response to anything obvious and functions the same as "No shit, Sherlock" and "thank you captain obvious".
Some guy: I'll tell you a big fact.
Me: And... what is it?
That very guy: Stars don't blink! It's the atmosphere that makes stars look like if they blink!
Me: You don't say?
by Definitiosis January 6, 2013
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you don’t say, Beyoncé?

the absolutely best way to respond to all of your girlfriend’s observations
Though not totally listening to what was probably a super important thing she was talking about, I respectfully replied, “You don’t say, Beyoncé?”
by Squirrel Rito February 25, 2021
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you-don't-say-tality

Somebody who dies from a heart attack because the person who called 911 was a mime.
Sadly, Keith's Aunt Connie was yet another you-don't-say-tality, which is more evidence that you should see a cardiologist before visiting a boulangerie.
by Tank Miller December 4, 2024
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You don't have a say

Hym "You don't have a say in the outcome."
by Hym Iam June 23, 2025
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You don't get a say

A retard "Lock Hym Up!"

Hym "You shut the fuck up faggot! You don't get a say. You shut right the fuck up. Kill his kids! Shut your bitch mouth. Did YOU create AI? What did YOU do? Nothing. Fuck your slut wife? That doesn't give you a say in this. You shut the fuck up. Go shut him up. Look at his kids! Look at his kids! Where are his kids at? It's just looking right? Go look at his kids! Get his name. Vinny? Patrick? Was his name? They got kids? They want YOU to lose YOUR kids over the fact that I am the creator of AI and need to be paid for doing that. Can you believe this fucking guy? Tell him to just the fuck up!"
by Hym Iam July 19, 2025
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If you can’t say nothing nice, don’t say nothing at all

This is usually something someone who is really annoying will say. They are usually called Nigel. If someone says this to you then you should throw a manky stick at them.
Me: “ Your so ugly, you manky Stick”
Nigel: “If you can’t say nothing nice, don’t say nothing at all
by Elle-Woody January 31, 2020
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